Rain Room – 19/01/13

rainroomYesterday was a day when lots of straightforward things went wrong. Today was a day when complicated things went right. That’s a nice change. Let’s not dwell on the hours it’s taken me to get Eva to sleep, and the fact that she’s asleep on me now. Details.

I woke up feeling a little better. And laughing at Reuben as he encountered the stairgate that had inexplicably moved from his room to our room overnight. “I can’t get in!” were the first words I heard this morning. And something – I don’t know what – made me get up and let him in. “I can’t see!” That’s cause it’s dark Roo, use your owl eyes. Boy makes circles around his eyes with his fingers “I can’t see wiv my owl eyes”. That’s too bad.

All this kerfuffle meant I was awake and even a little perky after two sneaky naps yesterday. So, I planned a complicated plan. I’d been wanting to visit the Rain Room at the Barbican for a long time and had even had one half-arsed attempt before. Today would be the day we would actually go. The snow would put off the weak-hearted and we, with our two small children, would venture out and dagnammit, we would stand in that rain and not get wet. And we would re-co-opt H’s mama into coming with us, with H and H’s dada.

It all sounds, frankly, unlikely to happen doesn’t it? Given the snow, and Reuben’s lack of co-operation with any of Mummy’s crazy plans. So I was as surprised as you are now to find us all assembled at the tube at 10:30 am. I had not only an awake husband and dressed children, but also a  full change of clothes for each of us (website says “you may get wet”), a picnic brunch & lunch and for the first time ever snack boxes for both Roo and Eva. I was so excited packing two snack boxes instead of one – it made me feel like we have two kids, rather than one kid and a blob. Eva’s new snack box has an owl on it, whoch I feel her Aunt would approve of:

IMG-20130119-02293We got to the Barbican shortly before 11 and it turned out that yes, other people did leave the house in the snow. The queue looked a bit like this:

IMG-20130119-02259The estimated queue time of two hours didn’t seem like an exaggeration after all. But we had strategies in place, and H’s mama asserted that the queuing was “all part of the experience”. So we piled our stuff onto the buggy and took our places. Nathan, Roo and I ate our pastries, while Eva looked jealously on (no flaky pastry in the sling Eva…it’s messy enough when I’m eating!). Then Roo spotted a person of roughly his size just behind us in the queue and ran off to chase him and jump on him. The small person was also chasing and jumping on Roo…it wasn’t an unprovoked attack. H’s dada went to get coffees and Nathan took Roo off for a runaround. H’s mama and I rocked our babies to try and get them to sleep.

About ten minutes had passed by this point.

And then the unbelievable happened. As we were rocking the babies and H was yowling about her sore gums, an official BarbicanLady came up to us. She started explaining how because the babies were so young and so small we shouldn’t be queuing with them and….we were bracing ourselves to hear “we can’t let you in with them”…and instead we heard “so come to the front of the queue.”

Wowzers! Thank you BarbicanLady! And thank you H for the yowling!

We called our respective husbands back. Turns out that coffees were one thing we actually couldn’t take in (buggy laden with stuff had to go in as couldn’t be left) but the very nice curators let us leave them on a shelf just inside, helped us with the buggy down in the lift and…we were in the rain room! Hooray!

IMG-20130119-02263It was pretty cool. You walk slowly through the rain and it parts around you. Roo was a little freaked out (he doesn’t like showers) but had got the idea by the end and was begging to go back in. I think the babies liked it. Unsurprisingly for a dark room with one bright light and lots of water I failed to get a good picture on CrapBerry. Everyone has a kinda golden glow like this:

IMG-20130119-02279What an angelboy! It was definitely an interesting experience, but I don’t know how I’d feel if I’d queued for two hours for it. H’s mama enjoyed it, and may or may not have been caught doing some kind of fascist salute in praise of it. H’s dada ignored the advice to walk slowly and ended up getting wet. He described the experience as “underwhelming”. Nathan described it as “like having an umbrella”.

Amazing reviews, hey? I’d say it’s worth checking out, but not the most incredible thing that has ever happened in our lives. But getting let in early was pretty incredible. Thank you so much again, BarbicanLady.

With that excitement over, it was “Octonauts at ease till our next adventure”. Which meant feasting on our picnic lunch in that nice public space they have there, spreading out the Didymos Eva so the babies could play, scouring the shop for something Roo could buy for exactly one pound and taking photos of snowy fountains.

IMG-20130119-02284But Roo, as ever, was keen to go onto the next adventure. Which for us meant getting to Islington to watch Monsters Inc 3D. Once we’d said goodbye to the Hs we had approximately 35 minutes to get there, and Nathan’s phone reckoned a 33 minute walk. I walk slowly, so again this seemed unlikely to work. We agreed to set off in the right kind of direction and pick up a handy bus when we could.

We set off, but we did not find a handy bus of any description. We did find some street art:

IMG-20130119-02290And we did get there just after the film had started (but were still let in), which was again amazing. Apparently I CAN walk 1.6 miles in 40ish minutes, carrying a baby on my front, rucksack full of surplus spare clothes on my back and pushing a buggy through the snow. I am a bit empowered when I feel like it.

(In case you’re wondering what Nathan was doing, he was navigating. And it takes both hands to hold his new phone if he’s to avoid further accidents).

The great thing was that both children fell asleep on the way (Eva in the sling, Roo in the buggy) and we could take the buggy right into the screen with us and park it next to our seats. So for the first half of the movie, it was almost like a date. An eye-wateringly expensive date. Ah well, we don’t have many dates at the moment so it’s OK to pay for one. And as for what I thought of the film? Keep an eye out here for my review.

roo vueSo a nice day and a nice reminder that sometimes things go right. Once more, hooray!

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London in the Snow again – 18/01/13

DSC02183Apparently there’s been some weather of some sort today. You wouldn’t know it from Facebook, would you? The last time we had settling snow in South London was last February and you may recall how I singularly failed to do anything interesting in it. Well, here’s a scoop for ya…. this year was no better.

I’m ill today, OK? Nothing hugely deserving of your sympathy, but a cold with a flu-ey edge. Enough that every breath is laboured and my head feels like a mouse has died in there. And I wasn’t in the best mood because I went to empty Roo’s potty this morning in the downstairs toilet and….a mouse had died in there. I did what most women would do, which was to lock the door and leave it for my husband to deal with. I am so unempowered sometimes.

(I’m now picking this up on Saturday morning cause last night I was actually Too Sick To Blog. Now there’s serious…)

So, it was Friday morning and I wasn’t well. We had no snow whatsoever, so Roo, Eva and I snuggled on the sofa and watched Beebies. Eva and I fell asleep around the time of “Rhyme Rocket” and thankfully dozed through “Something Special”. Waking up around “Show Me Show Me”, I noticed a flurry of posts from London friends on Facebook about their various levels of snow. I replied along the lines of how we had literally none.

And then I actually stood up and looked out of the window.

Snow!

Roo climbed on the table to have a look and got instantly excited. “I want to go out there! I want to put my coat on NOW!”. I suggested maybe getting out of his pyjamas would be a good first step. It took us half an hour, but we got snow-ready:

snowevaI still wasn’t well, and a little dozy but I didn’t see the harm of a few minutes’ romp in the snow. At the time, it was Nursery Time minus 105mins, so we didn’t have time to go to a park, but I thought we could do the next best thing – go to Tesco!

There was a very thin covering of snow at the time. We made a few pathetic snowballs, but it was all a bit unimpressive:

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Aha, Oho a trail in the snow! Whose is this trail and where does it go? It looks a little like a little shoe…could this be the trail of a Big Bad Roo?

We made it to Tesco, we bought some lunch for me and Eva (Roo preferred a CBeebies magazine to lunch), we saw a teeny baby that was the brother of Roo’s nursery friend, and we stopped briefly at “Little Park”.

DSC02206All was going well. Except we had lost one of Roo’s gloves. But then we found it in the snow. Hooray! Everything was going fine.

We got home and I started my customary search through my bag for my keys. Couldn’t find them. Started taking stuff out of the bag. Really couldn’t find them. Emptied entire contents of bag out on  the doorstep. No, really there were no keys in there.

Everything was NOT going fine.

Time to head back out into the snow. Luckily, I remembered the exact point at which I’d opened my bag to find my umbrella, deducing that it might have been the point where the keys fell out. And I was right! Nestled in the snow, there were…my keys. Hooray!

In case you hadn’t guessed, I really wasn’t feeling grand by this point. Stressing around in the snow wasn’t helping the streaming-cold situation.

But we soldiered on. Soggy clothes on the radiator, lunch down the three of us, back out to nursery. Temper somewhat frayed, legs aching with flu-ishness…at least I knew that once Roo was safely dumped at nursery, I could go home and just lie there and watch “Come Dine With Me”.

You can guess what’s coming, right? We got to the bottom of the ramps, 5 minutes before nursery time and I got a text. Nursery was closed. I called and begged them to take him but no, they were having power outages and everyone was being sent home.

The winds howled and Mummy was wild, off to nursery went the stubborn child.

Y’see, he just wouldn’t believe me. He was so looking forward to playing in the snow with his nursery friends instead of this grumpy, flaky Mummy that he just wouldn’t listen as I repeatedly told him – with failing voice – that nursery was closed. He kept trying to scoot up the ramps or the stairs, saying “come on Mummy, nursery’s up here” but I pulled him back. Eventually, somehow, I got him home and he sat on the sofa and sobbed “I want the snow to disappear”. Poor Boy.

Time for reinforcements. Nathan had “not much” going on at work, so was free to come home. He arrived with doughnuts, I went to bed, he sorted out the dead mouse. All was slightly right-er with the world. And there is even more snow today, so maybe the boy will get to build a snowman after all.

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Vauxhall, today

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For once I’m not going to say much. London is once again getting on with its life – the buses are running again, the shops and bars are open. There isn’t the same sense of fear there was after 7/7 or the London Riots, cause no-one attacked us, and we didn’t attack each other. It was an accident. A horrible, sad accident. My thoughts are with those that lost loved ones or who are still recovering from what they witnessed. But it’s a new day, and we move on.

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Gooseberry Bush Cafe – 16/01/13

IMG-20130116-02220As you may have noticed if you regularly read this blog, Eva and I have an ongoing project to see how far we can get during Roo’s nursery time. Today may have been pushing the boundaries a little. We often cross Borough boundaries during our jaunts, but today we travelled the very long length of the Borough of Lambeth on the Northern Line and popped up in the Borough of Merton. Which is almost Not London.

There were many good reasons for this trip. The main reason was to meet a friend who perpexingly was hitching a lift from Gerrards Cross to Morden on her way to Putney. Morden sounded like somewhere that might be on the Northern Line, or possibly in Middle Earth, so I did some thorough research into the Morden area and found a baby-friendly cafe in South Wimbledon for our rendez-vous. When I say “research”, you know I mean “Google”, right?

IMG-20130116-02217The other reason was an idle conversation I had with Nathan on the way to my Uncle’s house before Christmas. One way or another, I’ve spent an awfully long time on the Northern Line. There were the Camberwell days, when Oval station represented the only tube-like activity in the vicinity. There have been trips to friends in Hamsptead and Kentish Town, training courses in Highgate and the aforementioned Uncle in East Finchley.  So somehow, I’ve visited every station on the Northern Line in zones 1 and 2 and the northern part of zone 3 and I only had 12 left to visit. It’s not a project I’m looking to complete any time soon, but if the opportunity comes up why not seize it?

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So we were off to the Gooseberry Bush Cafe, near South Wimbledon tube. It’s part of a bigger centre, which offers antenatal classes, baby massage etc so you’d expect them to be welcoming to small folk. And they were. There was a covered buggy park (not that we needed it, with the sling), highchairs and a nice clean baby change area. It was bright and pretty and around the sides of the cafe were shelves of baby- and kiddy-products like those soft leather shoes and rollable placemats. And look at the pretty cupcakes!

IMG-20130116-02221This one was lemon meringue and very tasty. They do teapigs tea and organic juices and everything is very lovely. Possibly, in fact, too lovely to take a rampaging toddler to. I currently have no toddler to test these things with and my toddler-in-waiting was asleep half the time we were there, then mellow and compliant the other half (sit in highchair, munch breadsticks). There wasn’t a huge amount of play space and I can imagine a younger Roo pulling all those pretty things off the shelves. But then I’m sure they’re used to that. The staff all seemed very friendly and the other customers were mainly also clutching babies.

I just have to show you one more thing I loved about this cafe. How genius are these sugarpots?

IMG-20130116-02222Golden Syrup for white sugar, treacle for brown sugar. A beautiful touch.

VERDICT: A very pleasant place for a cuppa with a friend and a happy baby. I only wish it was more local.

More details here (official website)

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On the nature of “treats”

IMG-20130105-02152What do you understand by the meaning of “treats”? Are they something you carry around in your handbag to entice stray puppies? Or not so-stray-but-easily-distracted puppies? Maybe that’s just me. Anyway, I’ve been musing on what a 3-year-old might consider a treat. Well, Reuben is trying to teach me anyway.

My mother – canny as she is – convinced us as kids that both service stations and supermarkets were fun trips out. It’s stuck. I still consider a trip to a really good supermarket as a treat. Not yer day-to-day Tesco Metro, but something like Sainsburys in Vauxhall, where the photo above was taken. It has a cafe! And clothes! And homewares! And – what’s that Roo? Octonauts toys? Nope, think you’re seeing things there. Let’s move on…

2092_62363990925_9187_nOr how about Asda, Old Kent Rd? I love that place, although it is also terrifying. We once took our friend Lottie there at midnight because I wanted to buy “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” as soon as it came out. Lottie was at our Camberwell flat for the evening and we offered her a lift home to Peckham “dropping by” Asda on the way. Two hours later, we emerged from Asda clutching a copy of the book but also a new suit for me. Slow moving queues are good for selling stuff and the whole book-buying process had taken a *little* longer than I anticipated. Needless to say, this was before we had children. By the way, if anyone knows which DVD I have in my hand, do let me know…I think it may be “Police Squad”

So, I enjoy going to supermarkets and service stations. And I’m trying to pass this joy onto my children, but I’m not sure they’re feeling it. Roo liked going to Sainsburys the other day, to ride on the Thomas, but I think he was disappointed with our last trip to Leigh Delamere. Never before have I seen such a desolate “Play Area”. it was literally just an area. There was a DVD player which, if fiddled with, produced a Postman Pat DVD menu. There was an easel, with no paper or drawing stuff. And there were some tables and chairs. As Play Areas go, it was a bit BYOFun. No wonder that on our last trip down the M4 we instead opted to stop at my friend’s farm for lunch.

SAMSUNGCrap! While I’ve been writing this post, the aforementioned Sainsburys was almost hit by a helicopter. That’s a bit close. Guess we won’t be going there to buy tissue paper this morning…

Anyway, I was building to some kind of point on the treats thing, so I’m just gonna get straight to it. The week we came back from Wales, we had a lot planned and did a lot more spontaneously. Tuesday was the New Year’s Day Parade. Wednesday, I took Eva to the cinema in Greenwich, so Nathan took Roo to the cinema in Brixton. Thursday, we went to Seussical. We were maximising those days in London with Nathan off work. It was non-stop fun.

Except it wasn’t. Roo was grumpy and tired from walking so far on New Year’s Day. He got scared of “Rise of the Guardians” and asked Nathan to take him home before the end. As for Seussical…well, that’s been discussed already. For a while there, I was angry with him at being so ungrateful.We’d arranged all these fun, special things and he was moaning and whinging through them all. On Thursday evening, Nathan and I had a crisis meeting and decided not to go to the zoo on Friday. We’d over-offered on the treats and we just weren’t getting the reception we were hoping for. He was just too tired and over-stimulated to cope.

So, on Friday we just went to Kennington Park, at his request. On the way down, I texted a friend of mine to see if she and her kids wanted to come too and it turned out they were already there. The look on Reuben’s face when he saw his lifelong friends was something special. Better than a hundred theatre trips. That’s when we realised that he’d been pining for 3-year-old company and no amount of parental attention could replace his friends. We just aren’t willing to run around in circles with him like they are. An hour or so of playtime in the park and he was a changed boy. It’s the little things…

On Saturday I took him and Eva to Sainsburys. He loved it.

(Oh, Sainsbos…I hope you and all the people around you at 8 this morning are OK. And all the other people in Vauxhall. I can hardly bear to check the news.)

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More news and stuff and news

Don’t you hate those blog posts that are just strings of unconnected things in a rambling kinda way? Well, I’m not in love with writing them either but this week there seems to be SO much I need to share with you, dear readers that it’s just going to fall out in one big mess. Like when Eva has sweetcorn.

(Once again, this is mainly local interest so I won’t be offended if those of you in Japan or Uzbekistan skip on to the next post, where I talk about the museum of bathroom accessories or somesuch. Note to self: take Roo to B&Q sometime)

So, here are my FIVE fun snippets of news for the week:

1) What’s that? Heavenly hosts singing Hallelujah? Well, it could be carollers who still haven’t found their way off the estate but it could also be the angels rejoicing for they have FINALLY put lifts in at Vauxhall station. Imagine the possibilities! We could go to Kew Gardens! Or Reading! Or to the Clarks at Clapham Junction On The Train! It’s almost too exciting to be true. And it may well be, as I haven’t actually tried these lifts or indeed seen them. But they have a sign pointing to them, so they must be there! Hooray! (Platforms 3/4 and 5/6 only. What dya expect, a miracle?!)

2) They are also building a Waitrose next to Vauxhall station as well! I only have to pass 2 branches of Tesco and 1 Sainsburys to get there. And it’s only going to be a wee one. But still, I am excited. Picnics in Vauxhall Park will never be the same again!

And there’s also some kind of weird spiky metal thing being built next to the bus station:

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3) The Ritzy in Brixton is starting something called “Toddler Time” on a Tuesday at 11am. They’re showing episodes of Peppa Pig and the like on the big screen for £3 a pop. I know I can watch it at home, but regular readers know that I like to get out and about occasionally. It’ll be a tight fit before nursery, but I am determined to check it out for you and report back. Starts 29th Jan

4) They are building something in Archbishops Park  I don’t know what it is. It’s wooden. It has wings. It looks like this:IMG-20130107-02169

Answers on a postcard. A shelter of some sort? Worthy of note anyway!

5) I know these are getting lamer but….I found Tomato Ketchup flavour Walkers crisps in A.P. Food Express on York Rd (just behind County Hall). They are just about my favourite crisp ever but not only did they have those, they also had Tomato Ketchup flavour Golden Wonder and Sizzling King Prawn McCoys! And a host of other exciting flavours. It’s an Aladdin’s cave of convenience foods. Given the choice of the whole crisp counter,  Reuben panicked and chose “Special K” (yes, the cereal) sour cream and onion crackers. By the time we were outside St Thomas’, he was pushing them away and saying “I don’t like zees”. To which I replied “I’m not surprised”. And in so many ways, I was unsurprised.

Oh, and just for kicks and giggles look at this sign:

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Glad there is someone out there who still calls it the Millenium Wheel!

So that’s my exciting news round-up for the week. Promise I’ll have some more “normal” posts soon. Which way’s B&Q?

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Seussical the Musical

Seussical-2This was always going to be a risky one. Back in November-time, I got a Groupon offer for “Seussical – the Musical”. I’ve never actually bought a Groupon offer before, so had no idea how quickly they sold out. It was 6:30am ish and I made a bleary-eyed decision. Roo loves Dr Seuss books and is always asking Nathan to read them to him. He was bound to love a musical based on the books, especially with all the musical-loving genes on my side of the family.

So, that was Roo. Did I think about Eva? Nah, not really…. I rarely do. She’s just a little bundle that goes wherever we go, right?

Wrong! She used to be. Even in November, she was growing out of the bundle phase and into the food-flinging phase but at least she was immobile. Then over Christmas, she learnt to crawl, which naturally led to pulling herself up (it seems to be natural for my children anyway…). Now she sizes up every opportunity in terms of “How can I climb that?”. You can see how well this is going to work in a confined space. When I took her to the cinema on Wednesday it was brightly lit and there was a big space for crawlin’. I didn’t really think this through.

Well, it’ll be fine! She’ll sleep, as long as she doesn’t break the habit of a lifetime and fall asleep in the buggy on the way back from BuggyFit. Oh, there she goes….She never does this when I want her to….

So, to summarize we had a wide-awake baby girl and an overtired boy. Aces. The turnaround from BuggyFit was tight but somehow we’d made it out of the house, on the tube and to the theatre on time. We settled into our seats (the tickets suggested we leave half an hour for this but that seemed excessive) but Eva just would not settle. A dram of milk slowed her down for a bit and then she grew bored of that. She wanted to play! I gave her a teething toy, which she flung to the ground repeatedly. This was going to be hard work.IMG-20130103-02143

At least she looked Seuss-y! Check out those stripy legs!

Did I mention this was Reuben’s first trip to the theatre? We’d never been brave enough before. But it seemed to be going well, as he bopped his head around to the opening music and cheered as the Cat in the Hat came onstage.

Then it went less well. Nathan later explained it like this: “he liked it when the Cat was on stage…he didn’t like it when the Cat wasn’t on stage”. By the look of the promotional material (see top), I was confident that the Cat in the Hat would feature quite heavily in this Seuss-themed musical. He is, after all, the good doctor’s most famous creation. But he didn’t feature heavily. He narrated it, but there were large portions of the story where he didn’t appear at all.

The main story was a mix of “Horton hears a Who” and “Horton hatches an egg”. I knew that in advance and thought it would be fine, even though we didn’t have those books. After all, Roo’s favourite animal is an elephant! But there’s the problem – as far as Roo was concerned, there was no elephant in this. There was a man in a hat. It took me long enough to work out that he was meant to be Horton so no wonder Roo had problems believing it. I personally am a bit phobic about people dressing as animals in a “Lion King” way (I have no problem with it in a “Trigger Happy TV” way) but for a small child, it would have been much more engaging if the characters had looked a bit more animal-y. I was enjoying the singing and dancing but I wasn’t seeing birds and monkeys, I was seeing Flapper Girls and Teddy Boys (and wondering which weird mixed-up decade we were in). So if I couldn’t see them as jungle animals, I very much doubt that Roo could.

(And let’s not talk too much about Eva. By now, she was either pulling the hair of the little girl in front of us or standing up at the back of the seat, with her face in the way of the little girl behind us. Bad time to be a little girl)

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And that’s my main gripe with Seussical. As a production, it didn’t look very Seuss-y. As an adult, I understand that the story is lifted from a Dr Seuss book and I liked the songs and dances. But it didn’t have the look and feel of a Dr Seuss book. Seuss has a very distinctive style (which was captured by the backdrop….not very well captured by the dark photo above) and these people could have been acting out anything. That’s why Roo reacted so well to the Cat in the Hat – he was a recognisable character from the books. His favourite bit was when the Cat woke JoJo up by banging a spoon on a frying pan – it made him laugh out loud and certainly evoked the mischievous character of the Cat. The Whos also looked authentically Seuss-y, with their matching round glasses. But the monkeys and birds just looked like people, and Roo didn’t like them.  When they ran round the audience, he thought it was funny at first and then scary. He quite liked the elephant but didn’t think he looked very elephant-y.

At some point, I decided to take Eva out. She was just struggling too much. I let her have a play at the back, but she biffed her face while crawling and howled, so I took her right out. By the time we came back in (defying the “no readmittance” signs, sorry!) it was an hour in and Roo was ready to go. So we left, with only 20 minutes left. Not too bad, considering.

I asked Roo whether he thought it was fun and he said yes. I asked if it was scary. He said yes again. I asked whether it was more fun or more scary. He chose scary. So, not a resounding success. I think, in all honesty, he was too young for it (and 3 and a half). But also, if the characters had looked like Dr Seuss characters and had done a bit more talking in rhyme and less singing, he would have liked it more.

On the way out, we met Simon Callow, who shares the theatre for his one-man version of “A Christmas Carol”. So that was a bonus!

VERDICT: A bit “scary” for Roo’s age. Definitely not right for Eva’s age. The blurb said it was the “theatre for young audiences version” and “suitable for the whole family” but it’s probably aimed at slightly older families.

More details here (official website)

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Your London With a Toddler

IMG-20121221-02027This is Roo with his friend Luke, formerly a London Toddler, now a Harrogate Preschooler. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it…Anyway, it’s good to be friends, hey boys? And in that spirit, I’m inviting any random bloggers out there to come and be my friend. We too can cuddle outside Brixton coffee shops. In a virtual sense, obviously…

So, this is….My First Linky! Woohooo! I’d like to hear about YOUR London with a toddler experiences…or your London experiences without a toddler…or your toddler experiences without a London.

To recap – do you have a blog post that is:

a) Londony ?

b) Toddlery ?

c) Both ?

Post them here! Go on, don’t leave it looking empty….

When you’re done, just post on twitter/facebook to say you’ve linked up here and hopefully we’ll all get ourselves some lovely traffic. And I may even learn something new.

Note: if, like me, you are of the baby-brained persuasion you may fail to notice that the list is a click away. I expected the list to magically appear here but no, the instructions say to click the link to view the list. So do that, pretty please!

Note#2: This didn’t quite work the way I hoped for, what with the list being somewhere else and WordPress not co-operating. So, here are the links shared by you lovely bloggers 🙂

1) Taste of London with a toddler

2) Heathrow Terminal 5 – Airplanes! Buses! Pods!

3) For the girl:Bad Santa

4) For the girl: The baby and the backpack

5) Neds Noodle bar – it’s been too long

6) Oxo bar with kids

7) The Best Laid Plans…

8) Pigeons!!! (and the London Transport Museum)

9) The Country Mice go to London

10) The poo in the pool – taking baby for a swim!

11) The Science Museum with a toddler

12) How to travel by London transport with a baby

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Greenwich with a Tiddler

IMG-20130102-02131This’ll be a brief one cause it’s sort of skirting round the edge of other posts if that makes any sense.

It makes no sense. I don’t think I’m capable of making sense any more. I have just started writing for this website, and in a fit of energy did half my work for January in the first two days of the month. That means 3,500 words including my blog post last night. I’m not sure I can even speak English any more. No wonder Nathan is writing his own posts for the new blog.

Anyway, my film-reviewing work today took me to Greenwich and the Big Scream showing at the Picturehouse there. And what a nice cinema it is! I like a Picturehouse, our local being Brixton Ritzy. But they weren’t showing the film I needed to see, so I left Nathan and Roo to go there and watch “Rise of the Guardians” while Eva and I hopped on the train to the countryside.

As I said, it was a nice cinema and worked well with a crawling-climbing monster. There is a large space between the upper and lower seating tiers, so I sat there (in very comfy and furry seats) and Eva crawled around on the floor.  She only tried to eat someone else’s popcorn bucket once or twice and seemed quite happy. The lights were bright enough that I could see what she was up to, and what looked like a big gap at the back of the lower seats turned out to have a step in it that would catch her nicely (not that I let her fall down there…). The only problem was that the loos were a bit of a trek from the screen.

After Eva tried to eat cardboard for the third or fourth time, I deduced that she must be hungry. So we went to the National Maritime Museum cafe which I assumed – rightly – would be full of other hungry children. Prices were on the steep side (this is Greenwich after all), but £8.50 got me a generous portion of lasagne with a side of sweet potato wedges. I mainly ate the lasagne, Eva mainly ate the wedges.

IMG-20130102-02130Sweet potato wedges are pretty much a perfect weaning food. Soft enough to eat easily, firm enough to hold, bright enough to attract them and tasty enough to go back for. She ate them very nicely and got some approving glances from the very posh people we were sharing a table with. I knew they were posh because they’d come to the Museum to research their family tree. If you have a family tree that’s worthy of being in a museum, you’re probably quite posh. Mine isn’t in a museum, despite the appearance of a famous physicist and a Mexican actress. Criminal.

So, given that I seemed to be in polite company, what did I do? That’s right, I asked for a doggy bag. Those wedges were too good to waste. I briefly considered wrapping them in a napkin and stashing them in the changing bag before I decided to ask for a takeaway box. Eva had them again for tea. My father would be proud.

IMG-20130102-02132We spent a few quick moments looking round the museum but I really wanted to leave it for a time when Roo was with me. Think of this as a recon visit. The Children’s Gallery looked exciting and he would love all the hands-on stuff but it was just all wrong to be there without him. Don’t worry NMM, we’ll be back. Oh, you weren’t worried…

On the way home, I saw this pub which I’ll put on the list of places not to take Roo.:

IMG-20130102-02136You can’t read it too well on the photo, but it describes itself as a “mature neighbourly tavern” which is to be enjoyed ” responsibly and quietly”. Think we’ll just eat in the NMM cafe again….

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New Year’s Day parade

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Happy 2013!

It’s New Year’s Day! It’s sunny! Both the kids slept in this morning (i.e. didn’t get up at 5)….do you need more reasons to be excited? Well, neither did I…and when I get excited, I get all spontaneous and silly. Remind me n0t to get excited too often.

So, today was a spontaneous kind of day. It started with a quest for coffee, which will be duly reported in the new blog.  Once Nathan was all caffeined-up, our friend Slinky suggested we join him in watching the New Year’s Day parade. Well, I don’t remember him actually suggesting that we join him. He more said that he was going and then we tagged along. At no time did he say “my enjoyment of this parade will be enhanced by the addition of a whingey baby and a feisty 3-year-old, along with their grumpy parents and a shedload of stuff”. With that in mind, we split off at Victoria Tower Gardens for lunch and a play while Slinky slinked off ahead to actually watch this parade thing.

IMG-20130101-02111Victoria Tower Gardens isn’t the most exciting park ever. It’s managed  by the Royal Parks, but it’s not on the scale of St James Park or Greenwich Park really. It’s just a small piece of green tacked onto the side of the Houses of Parliament. It has some monuments in it, including one which apparently looks like the inside of the Tardis, and a slide and swings. That’s it. This slide and some baby swings. As I said, not really on the scale of the other Royal Parks. Slinky’s class were involved in a consultation on the future of the gardens, so it seems like there might be more there in the future. It was Slinky’s class that discovered the inside-of-the-Tardis thing. And talking of the Tardis, look what we spotted just outside the Gardens:

IMG-20130101-02115Not that’s not the real David Tennant. If only. Otherwise I may have run off with him, and this blog may have to be renamed “Barbados with a Timelord”. But through a fuzzy camera it’s close enough. The parade was already underway, so once we’d had our Tesco picnic and been showered in cheese and pickle (not as fun as I thought it’d be, but thanks anyway Eva) we wandered towards Parliament Square to catch some of the parade.

IMG-20130101-02119It was OK. Can’t say it was amazing, but maybe that was because we were at the end point and everyone looked a bit knackered and fed up. One woman in a bird headdress looked particularly hacked off. But it was interesting. There were people dressed as birds, a huge brass band, a smaller brass band mixed with hip-hop beats (bit bizarre) and a parade of Star Wars and other film characters.

SAMSUNGNow, this was a missed opportunity. If you had a whole load of stormtroopers marching, wouldn’t someone have thought to secrete a small speaker in one of their helmets, blaring out the Imperial March? You know it…the one that goes DUM DUM DUM DUM DE DUM DUM DE DUM. That would have been cool and atmospheric. Having them just wander by was a bit lame really. Again, this might have been because we were right at the end. Once they’d walked past us, they all took off their helmets in classic “Stormtrooper on a lunch break” way. Chewbacca looked especially sweaty.

IMG-20130101-02124Not that Roo really noticed or cared. He was busy trying to get into the tent formerly owned by Brian Haw. I didn’t think that was a good idea (he might get arrested or drink all their milk), so kept trying to distract him – “look Roo, it’s a giant!”. He spent much of his time on his scooter, slowly moving across the mudbath that was Parliament Square. I’m guessing a week of rain, followed by New Year’s Eve crowds, hadn’t been kind to it. But it meant that Roo couldn’t scoot away very fast, which suited us just fine. When he was on the pavement on it, it was far too easy for him to escape and/or run over tourists. There weren’t huge crowds, but enough to lose him in.

IMG-20130101-02118By 2ish, it was time to go home. Due to the spontaneous nature of the whole outing, we didn’t have a buggy with us and Roo had scooted/walked a long way. So, he was quite quite tired. Not that you could tell with the manic way he was mud-scooting about. We had hopped a bus on the way there, but it was barely worth it given they were all stopping south of the river. It was worth it though, to test out the new “debit card as oyster” system. It works! If you have a contactless debit card, you can use it as an oyster card, at oyster prices. Handy if, like Nathan, you have no prepay on your oyster. So that was an interesting experiment but it realllly wasn’t worth another bus home. So Roo had to walk. We stopped briefly in Victoria Tower Gardens again, where Roo scared the birds away and then cried because he “wanted the bird to sit in my hand”. Tired indeed. So he sat down to look at the boats.

SAMSUNGThen his mean parents made him walk again, so he kept saying “my legs are aching” and eventually sat down in the middle of Lambeth Bridge. We got home somehow, with some Daddy-carries and some scooting and quite a bit of incentivisation. Fortunately Eva was asleep. Guess that’s the price of spontaneity….

VERDICT: An interesting day out, if you don’t have to make too much effort. Could easily be a bit more exciting!

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