Personalised Gifts! A sponsored post by giftsonline4u.com

name on train6

I love gifts. Who doesn’t? My children certainly love gifts. For weeks after Christmas, Reuben would bound up to Nathan as he got home from work, demanding “what present you bought me today?”.  And gifts are even better if they’re personalised. Which is why I’m happy to be linking up with giftsonline4u.com to discuss their rather lovely personalised train.

Now, in case you’re confused this is more of a 3-year-old gift than a baby gift. But Reuben already has one a little similar, so it made sense to get one with Eva’s name on. She’ll appreciate it in a few years. She was excited by the packaging and tried to eat the bubble wrap (which I’m saving to surprise Roo with when he’s bored), but she wasn’t allowed to play with the train itself. The bag it came in was pretty cool though:

name on train2

The train itself came in several bits, with wooden pin connectors, which I thought would be fiddly to assemble. But it wasn’t bad – even with my cack-handiness and both children “helping” it only took a few minutes. Look, here are me and Roo hard at work:

name on train3The track connects with tiny magnets and then the letters sit on the track, each letter attaching to a wooden truck. And they’re all pulled by this magnificent-looking engine:

name on train4Pretty, isn’t it? The signal and tree also come as part of the set, so these personalised gifts are good value for money (the train is £20.99+ £0.75 per letter). It’s all painted beautifully and is good quality. The only reservation I would have is that the connectors seem a little flimsy, but once they’re connected it would be hard to snap them. Even with my particularly heavy-handed children.

So, it was all assembled and we let Eva have a look at it before whisking her away from it (it definitely isn’t for bitey babies to play with):

name on train5Incidentally, Nathan’s OCD says that the whole thing should be reversed and the engine should be next to the “E”, That’s possible, if all the trucks are turned around but I’m happy with it this way. If he wants to change it, he can.

So, baby safely removed, it was time for Reuben to have a play:

name on train7Naturally, the first thing he did was to take it apart. “Oh no, I’ve lost my trucks” said the engine “where are they?” “Here we are” squeaked the trucks….and so on. They were put back together again, rolled up and down the tracks and the magnets investigated. Oh, and he managed to sound out the letters and discern that it was Eva’s name. Educational as well as fun!

name on train9

So, thanks giftsonline4u.com for the train! We love it and I’m sure Eva will appreciate it in a few years too.

Posted in Facts! And facts are important! | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

A fun family day out on the Old Kent Road

IMG-20130202-02417You can’t say I never show my kids a good time. This week we’ve been to the cinema to watch a DVD, the cinema again (Eva only) to watch one of the worst movies ever and to various playgroups and cafes. Last night, to make a change, I went to the cinema all by myself to watch a slightly better film. So, how to top such an exciting week? Why, with a drive down the Old Kent Road of course!

Roo had Christmas money to spend. Technically so did Eva, but her actual tenner had been spent before Christmas when her mother legged it to the pub on a very rare evening out. I’ll pay her back when I find something she yknow…needs. It’s not like she has any idea what’s going on. Roo, on the other hand, has been jealously guarding his money box ever since Christmas just in case I raided that for gin-money as well. I didn’t. In fact, I supplemented it with a few grubby pound coins that a builder gave me for nicking some of our electric. So Roo had a princely £17 to spend and a destination – Toys R Us.

IMG-20130202-02413To say he was excited might be a bit of an understatement. As soon as he was released from the car, he tried to run towards this warehouse of fun. Running in a car park is a Bad Idea, isn’t it boys and girls? Daddy certainly thinks so, so there was a small disagreement before anyone even set foot in the toy shop. This was going to go well.

And obviously, as soon as we did set foot inside, Reuben got distracted:

IMG-20130202-02414Luckily, it was out of order so we could legitimately say that it wouldn’t take our money. Shame!

Don’t worry, he was back on track pretty quickly, racing from shelf to shelf burbling “I don’t want zis game, I want zis horsie or zis toy. I want zis one too!”. He was like the proverbial child in the toy shop. He picked up the hobby horse and cantered around on it a bit. He climbed into the toy cars. And, almost inevitably, we lost him once or twice.

IMG-20130202-02416

Sadly, we found him again. We also found a birthday present for a lucky ex-lodger. We didn’t find a life-size Gup D, which was on Reuben’s wishlist, nor did we find any Octonauts toys he didn’t already own. But we did find this incredible Fireman Sam bargain:

IMG-20130202-02418Price Cut! From £14.99 to just £14.97! We just had to have it. The fire station would also go with the Fireman Sam toys he already had, so we gently steered him towards it. It was a sensible idea. No, he didn’t need a Disney train aged 6-18mths. Or a Chuggington roundhouse that wouldn’t fit his existing Chuggington toys. Fireman Sam fire station it was!

IMG-20130202-02423With shopping complete, we had some time to kill before visiting friends. So we went to Sainsburys in New Cross. You know I love a supermarket. On the way in, Roo got given a balloon which made him happy and then he ran around like a loon while me and Eva did the shopping. At one point, Nathan yelled down an aisle “tell you what – I’ll chase him and you do the shopping” Err, wasn’t that what we were doing already? Was I meant to be chasing him too? Oops, sorry!

IMG-20130202-02425

Then we went to the cafe for coffee/juice/muffins (delete as applicable). Roo demolished his chocolate muffin, and Eva tried to steal mine. No such luck lady! It’s just out of reach.

IMG-20130202-02427Then Roo started to get a bit melty-downy. He’d already said he wanted “two adventures, not three” and our friends had texted to say they were stuck in Peckham so it was probably time to go home. Having asked for home several times, Reuben changed his mind just outside the store during another argument with Nathan about the dos and don’ts of being in a car park. Given the choice of walking nicely back to the car or staying outside New Cross Sainsburys forever, Reuben chose the latter. “I want to stay right here forever”. Annoying as he was being, it was quite amusing to picture our little boy spending the rest of his life standing in a supermarket car park in New Cross. Wonder if he really is stubborn enough to do that? I reckon so.

I won’t spoil it by telling you whether we got him to the car or not. Go and check for yourself. And then check again in twenty years’ time and report back…

Posted in Creating precious childhood memories or something (days out) | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Toddler Time at the Ritzy – 29/01/13

IMG-20130129-02400It may seem like madness to get on a bus and pay for the privilege of watching Peppa Pig at the cinema, but “it may seem like madness” is the foundation on which this blog is built, hey? Tuesday mornings have become a bit of a barren spot in our week ever since the local playgroup pointedly became “under 20months old”. Very specific. And definitely no wriggle room for a (gasp) 43month old. Is that really right? Gosh darn he’s old. So when I noticed that the Ritzy Brixton was starting “Toddler Time” on a Tuesday morning, I thought we’d check it out.

IMG-20130129-02393

We got the bus down there and on the way, gave Roo a quick lesson in South
London geography. We were going to Brixton, so we needed to go down Brixton Rd. “But this is Kennington Road!” said Roo. No Roo, that’s the road we take to get back home to Kennington. See how it works? Ah, if only navigating was always that simple.  There’s a McGregor Rd in Notting Hill. Maybe it’ll lead me to Ewan McGregor?

IMG-20130129-02394

For some reason, we got there half an hour early which almost never happens. The projectionist hadn’t turned up yet, so the box office wasn’t open (not that cinemas seem to have box offices anymore). Roo was hungry and so was I, so we went and sat in the cafe and had a second breakfast of croissants and apple juice. After a lot of pressure from Eva, I decided to relax my “no eating flaky pastry in the sling” rule and she joined in too. Roo and I played I-spy again and I got a small insight into what goes on in my little boy’s head.

I had spied  a door beginning with d. He thought it might be a dog. I don’t think he knows any other words starting with d. I asked him what you use to get in and out of a building. His answer?

“A hat!”

What goes on in there?!

The box office was open by now, so we joined the queue to buy tickets before finding out we could have bought them at the cafe bar. It was all a bit chaotic and running late, but the staff were very nice about it and they started the film a few minutes late (when the film is only 25 minutes long, every minute counts). That gave us time to check out the newly refurbished toilets:

IMG-20130129-02397Ooh, shiny. Each cubicle had a different wallpaper in it. Ours, chosen by Roo, had a map in it. You can’t really tell where it’s a map of from this picture, but give it a go:

IMG-20130129-02396Then we took our seats among the other over-excited toddlers. Roo was surprisingly calm – I think a year earlier he would have been bouncing on his seat and shouting. Instead, he just sat there with his kids popcorn and apple juice carton (£2 for the combo) and waited for Peppa to start.

IMG-20130129-02399On the other hand, Eva was wriggly and fretful and milk did nothing to calm her down. Maybe she was excited. Or maybe she’s turning into a terror. A toddler-in-waiting, if you will. Oh well, at least I’ll be able to do things With A Toddler again soon. We were sitting in the front row, so I put her down on the floor and she made a beeline for the next family along. Apparently she wants out. Can’t say I blame her.

I picked her up, put her down again and this time she went for Roo’s spilt popcorn. At least I hope it was Roo’s. First showing of the day you’d hope it was fairly fresh anyway. If it had been a 3pm showing, I would assume it had been there for a while and harrassed ushers had just tried to sweep it under the chairs rather than remove it. Oh yes, I remember those rapid-turnaround Saturdays at Warner Village Reading. Just get it under the seats! It’ll take too long to sweep it up. Go Go GO! There’s a queue of snotty 5-year-olds outside and one of them has drunk his XL drink already and is threatening to pee on the foyer carpet if we don’t let him in. GO!!!

Sorry, I think I had somewhat of a ‘Nam flashback there. What was I saying? Eva crawled about and ate some popcorn from the floor. Kept her happy anyway.

So anyway, Peppa Pig on the big screen! Looked a lot like Peppa Pig anywhere else, but let’s face it…this is just an excuse for parents to get out of the house and socialise isn’t it? Works for me. I couldn’t persuade any other parents to come with me, but we bumped into some people from playgroup there so it still felt like socialising. Roo enjoyed it and it wasn’t hugely expensive (£3 each for me and Roo, babies under a year were free). It did re-enforce my idea that Doctor Brown Bear isn’t actually medically qualified. Not only does he give Peppa the all-clear to have friends round when she was clearly infectious, he also thought one dose of cough medicine would clear up a highly contagious cough that Pedro Pony had. I’d like to see your credentials please Doctor!

Anyway, it was a little like going to a showing of “Sing-a-long Sound of Music”. Yes, you could watch it at home but the jokes are funnier and the songs are better when you watch it with a load of fellow fans. Similarly, small kids enjoy watching things with children of the same age. We show a “La Linea” cartoon every week at church and this moderately-amusing line person becomes the most hysterical thing ever when there are four 3-5 year-olds sitting in front of it on a big screen. Don’t ask me how. There’s a psychology thesis in there somewhere.

VERDICT: Not one we’ll do every week due to nursery timings, but a fun outing for a dull Tuesday.

More details here (official website)

Posted in Just wandering.... | Tagged , | 6 Comments

Attack of the Crones

DSC02168

I’ve just been to the supermarket and someone I didn’t know came up to me and told me my baby was ugly. I was reeling from that whenever person stepped up and said that my little boy was a bit of a minger too. Moments later, a third person joined in and said it was no wonder the two of them were so ugly when I was their mother. Yes, I was the ugliest of them all.

OK, that didn’t really happen. In fact, strangers in the supermarket often go out of their way to tell me just how cute my children are. Then they give me unsolicited parenting advice, which is a whole other post. My point is that reading The Interweb this week has felt a bit like that – the Telegraph says my weaning method is ridiculous, the Independent mocks me for cuddling my baby and over at the Daily Fail, coven leader Liz Jones has unleashed another rant about older mothers on the grounds that they are older and…well, mothers. Apparently that’s all you need to fill a column nowadays.

Ah, Liz Jones. I have always held back from discussing her here, in case I contributed to the Daily Mail’s advertising revenue, but really…this woman needs some help of  some kind. Technically, I’m out of range for her latest as I had my first child in my 20s, but I’m also a member of the Mumsnet Bloggers Network, who were her target last time she forgot to take her pills. So I think it’s safe to say we’re a way off being BFFs. We do share a love of irony – she expresses it through calling other people “shrivelled” and “bitter” – but I probably wouldn’t use a national vantage point to scattergun abuse about like the guy on the bus who calls himself “Blader”. While subtly promoting teenage pregnancy. Hmm, that’s responsible. Is she just trying to ensure that the other Daily Mail writers will have things to rant about for years to come?

Basically, she hates all mums. The title of her latest article says she doesn’t but really, she does. She failed in her attempt to adopt a baby and now she’s set herself up as the anti-parenting police. Here’s a great idea guys – everyone just stop having babies. Listen to Liz! Parents are rubbish! So, let’s just stop. Sure, the human race will die out in a matter of years but given that this is a species that takes their advice from a Daily Mail columnist, I think we can agree that it would be a blessed relief.

That’s all I have to say on the subject of That Woman, for now. I actually meant to write a nice piece about Peppa Pig today, but this came out instead. In case you’re wondering what the photo of Eva at the top means, it isn’t her being an ugly baby. Oh no. It’s her Game Face. She too is Ready to Rumble.

Cause for Eva, listening to the journos means not getting cuddled and left to cry. She isn’t so keen on that idea.  But Rachel Waddilove – who has a great name but not such a great attitude – has looked after Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby Apple (now there’s a really silly name) and so She Knows Best. Any baby should be able to sleep through the night from a young age. Milk? Schmilk? They don’t need it….they’re just playing you. Teething pain? Let ’em deal with it themselves! It’s time for a return to Traditional Methods. As we all know, when our ancestors were living in the caves they stuck to a strict routine of babycare. Babies were bottle-fed at set intervals, according to the position of the sun in the sky and then placed in cribs made of bone, a la the Flintstones. If the babies cried, the CaveParents would simply move to another part of the cave and leave the baby to self-settle. Those CaveParents did not allow the baby to dictate their own feeding and napping schedule. CaveMummy had to get to the gym to get back to her pre-pregnancy shape, then she had a column to carve about her Parenting Journey before popping over to see Gwyneth Neandertrow to advise her on all the mistakes she was making with baby HunkOfMeat. Apparently she fashioned something out of animal hide to carry her baby around in. Stop that now Neandertrow! Put that baby back in the bone-crib before it gets needy.

You see… talking about “traditional methods” is all a little silly isn’t it? Calling co-sleeping and baby-carrying “fads” is a little silly too. Saying that breastfeeding is “great if you can do it” while illustrating the piece with an obviously tongue-tied baby is verging on the absurd. And let’s look at this bit of wildly conclusion-jumping:

“Earlier this month, findings of a study at Philadelphia University showed that waking at various points in the night is part of the natural developmental course. It found that by the age of six months, most babies woke once or twice in the night, with just six per cent of children waking every night by the age of three. The inference was that leaving a “signalling” (crying) baby to “self-soothe” or “cry it out” might be the most sensible response.”

Babies wake in the night – it’s natural. We all agree on that and now Philadelphia University have done a study to prove it. Ace. My friend did a study on the toilet habits of bears.  Wanna see it? How is that evidence that babies should then be left to cry themselves back to sleep? Surely if they’re stirring, the sensible thing to do is to give them a wee dram of warm milk while they’re still drowsy and they’ll go back to sleep. By the time they’re crying, that ship has sailed. Another paper released lately indicated that “self-soothing” was a myth anyway. So why are we still talking about it?

Is it yet another form of babies manipulating their parents? Like they’re clearly able to do? The Telegraph certainly thought so, with their article on Baby-Led Weaning, which suggested that children are able to “turn their noses up at food” and require “a finger food buffet for one”. These are 6-month-olds we’re talking about! They don’t turn their noses up at anything! Eva is 9 months now and she still eats from the bin, so exciting is this whole food thing to her. If someone was attacking my form of weaning for that – giving a child the skills and incentive to open the bin and extract her brother’s toast crusts – then I would say fair play. BLW has its disgusting downsides. But it’s never been about the baby playing power games. Your average 6-month-old when faced with a tray of food doesn’t think “urrrggghh…greens?! If I eat those, she’ll be on at me to eat them  for…like…forever. Better toss ’em now while I have the chance”. They just think “woooo! Funny tree thing! Is it food or a hat? I don’t know. Let’s try both!”

001

The sheer flimsiness of the article can be clearly seen by the way the writer intermittently uses “baby”, “toddler” and “child”. Hang on, are we discussing babies or toddlers? Toddlers can be fussy but they don’t necessarily use emotional blackmail. But children can. Which age children are we talking about? Have you put any thought into this article? Have you even read the book on BLW? Did you write this while EastEnders was on? She’s the mother of 4-month-old twins, so I’d dismiss it as sleep-deprived drivel if it was on a blog. But a national newspaper has published this! Presumably someone along the line actually read the thing? Was it meant to illustrate the effect of sleep deprivation of journalism quality? That’s what maternity leave is for, surely.

Of course, if you’re me you waste your mat leave getting angry at other people. So I’m going to leave it there and spend some time with my charming, attached and slightly stinky daughter. If I can be serious for a second though – if you’re a Mum who’s in any way nervous, insecure or easily influenced PLEASE don’t let these bitter old women upset you. They are just wrong. Carry on doing what you’re doing, I’ll do what I’m doing and hopefully they’ll stop doing what they’re doing…

Posted in Rants | Tagged , , | 31 Comments

Guards and cupcakes – 25/01/13

IMG-20130125-02364

Do you sometimes feel like the Universe is trying to tell you something? I felt like that this morning. I was reading a blog post by Slummy Single Mummy, which featured a picture of a rainbow cake. Minutes earlier I had seen a picture of a rainbow cake on facebook. A rainbow cake, for the uninformed, is a cake where copious amounts of food colouring make the inside stripy like a rainbow. There’s a red layer, then an orange layer and….you get the idea.

I got the idea too. The Universe was telling me to eat rainbow cake! Meanwhile, the diary that controls Nathan’s blog was telling me to go and buy TimTams. I had a plan – we would go to the Australian shop in Covent Garden to buy TimTams and on the way we would find rainbow cake. A quick google suggested that BB Bakery might be able to help us with our quest. Dontcha just love London sometimes?!

At the bus stop, I was starting to regret this plan. Spontaneity is all well and good but not when you’re leaving the house at 10:30 and nursery starts at 12:45. Not when Roo has insisted on going in his buggy instead of the way more portable scooter. Not when the buses going into town all seem full. Dontcha just hate London sometimes?!

We got on a  fairly crowded 159 and observed some very bad bus etiquette. Not only did the lady with a buggy in the buggy spot not move over (instead pulling hers out so I had to manoeuvre ours in past the pole) but she also then sat on the outside of the two seats, leaving me standing in the aisle with Eva. I don’t mind standing if all the other seats are taken by the elderly and/or infirm…I just don’t like getting in everyone’s way. And with our sticking-out buggy and sticking-out baby, it’s safe to say I was in the way. Especially when the person on crutches wanted to get off at the hospital, along with all the people from upstairs. I was now occupying negative space. Not easy when you are actually two people tied together. I think I should make my bus etiquette guide into a flyer and distribute it at every playgroup in London. It’s not often that I claim to know it all, but this is buses people. I know my shizzle.

But happier times were ahead. For the bus journey only last ten minutes and then we’re in the heart of tourist cake-land. We got off at Horse Guards Parade as Big Ben was striking 11 and something buried deep in my brain suggested that something significant might happen around that time. Co-incidentally, a discussion on a baby forum recently had reminded me that I had never been in Horse Guards Parade at the right time before. So, it being 11 on the dot we went to watch the soldiers and the horsies perform the Changing of the Guard.

IMG-20130125-02351Reuben was confused by this turn of events – we were meant to be eating cake but here we were watching horses parade around. He was relatively interested in the soldiers and horses, but was far more interested in the prospect of cake. As for me, I’m glad to have finally ticked this box in my London Experiences and it was certainly impressively regimented, but it wasn’t anything amazing. I too was more interested in cake.

IMG-20130125-02356

So onto the cake. Sadly BB Bakery weren’t making rainbow cake today. Foiled! But it’s hard to be glum when you have amazing blueberry cupcake (see above) and Roo wasn’t bothered anyway. He’d maintained all along that he didn’t want rainbow cake, he wanted pink cake. And they had those. They were pretty good. The icing tasted like frozen yoghurt if that’s not too weird an idea. And the base was light and fluffy and beautiful. The apple juice was predictably organic, the bill predictably hefty. But it was lovely.

IMG-20130123-02323

I have high standards for cake this week. We went to a BritMums Bloggers Meet on Wednesday at the Fleet River Bakery( see above) and they too did amazing cake. Red velvet cupcakes with some kind of cheesecake topping. Beautiful. Reuben even sat still at a table and ate his nicely while playing quietly with toys. Until the sugar rush kicked in and he raced round with his toy saw pretending to saw strangers’ legs off.

IMG-20130125-02363Which brings me back to today. For a full half hour or so, while Eva slept in the wrap Reuben sat and ate his cake with a fork, drank his apple juice and we chatted. It was lovely. In some ways, he’s grown up a lot lately. In other ways, he really hasn’t. But it was nice to have some Mummy-boy time without his sister, and the really expensive cake was enough to persuade him to sit still for a while. I worried when we went in that it would be one of those places that was Too Nice for us, but he behaved remarkably well. Outside, Covent Garden was gridlocked and filled with police and rage-y drivers. We sat indoors, listening to soothing music and playing I-spy. Very relaxing. Obviously, there were a couple of delicate ornaments by the stairs that he tried to sit on, but that’s just standard 3-year-old stuff.

IMG-20130125-02366Then we went to the toilets and discovered a whole other room downstairs. Reuben liked this room so much that he wanted to get his potty and pee in there. Luckily we didn’t have his potty, so I was able to persuade him otherwise. The smell may have ruined the ambience somewhat.

After that, we went to the Australian shop and bought what must be pure-gold TimTams, then it was time to dash back to nursery stopping only at Tesco to buy my famous “bus picnic”. Lately, Reuben’s been requesting nothing but dry bread for lunch. It could be because he’s been sick a few times recently, but that seems unlikely given the cake-eating a few minutes before. More likely is that he’s just being random and it’s another weird Reuben phase. But as phases go, it’s not a bad one and as picnics go, it’s an economical one. He calls it “boy bread”. Here he is at the bus stop, enjoying his “boy bread”.

IMG-20130125-02367

Now., where’s that “Mother of the Year” award?!

Posted in Cake and the finest wines known to humanity (eating out) | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

Kennington Park in the snow – 21/01/13

Just a few pictures, really. To reassure you that I’m not as bad a mother as you think I am. For every stressful, disappointing snow day and crazy mission there’s also a good romp around in the park with his bestest friends and a sledge made out of a tea tray. Thanks to my friend Abi for (unexpectedly) providing the sledge and to K,J&A for coming out to play (check out that multiple rhyming!)

 DSC02211DSC02246   DSC02235DSC02243DSC02239   DSC02226DSC02225

And Eva was asleep. Obviously.

DSC02262

Posted in Just wandering.... | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Rain Room – 19/01/13

rainroomYesterday was a day when lots of straightforward things went wrong. Today was a day when complicated things went right. That’s a nice change. Let’s not dwell on the hours it’s taken me to get Eva to sleep, and the fact that she’s asleep on me now. Details.

I woke up feeling a little better. And laughing at Reuben as he encountered the stairgate that had inexplicably moved from his room to our room overnight. “I can’t get in!” were the first words I heard this morning. And something – I don’t know what – made me get up and let him in. “I can’t see!” That’s cause it’s dark Roo, use your owl eyes. Boy makes circles around his eyes with his fingers “I can’t see wiv my owl eyes”. That’s too bad.

All this kerfuffle meant I was awake and even a little perky after two sneaky naps yesterday. So, I planned a complicated plan. I’d been wanting to visit the Rain Room at the Barbican for a long time and had even had one half-arsed attempt before. Today would be the day we would actually go. The snow would put off the weak-hearted and we, with our two small children, would venture out and dagnammit, we would stand in that rain and not get wet. And we would re-co-opt H’s mama into coming with us, with H and H’s dada.

It all sounds, frankly, unlikely to happen doesn’t it? Given the snow, and Reuben’s lack of co-operation with any of Mummy’s crazy plans. So I was as surprised as you are now to find us all assembled at the tube at 10:30 am. I had not only an awake husband and dressed children, but also a  full change of clothes for each of us (website says “you may get wet”), a picnic brunch & lunch and for the first time ever snack boxes for both Roo and Eva. I was so excited packing two snack boxes instead of one – it made me feel like we have two kids, rather than one kid and a blob. Eva’s new snack box has an owl on it, whoch I feel her Aunt would approve of:

IMG-20130119-02293We got to the Barbican shortly before 11 and it turned out that yes, other people did leave the house in the snow. The queue looked a bit like this:

IMG-20130119-02259The estimated queue time of two hours didn’t seem like an exaggeration after all. But we had strategies in place, and H’s mama asserted that the queuing was “all part of the experience”. So we piled our stuff onto the buggy and took our places. Nathan, Roo and I ate our pastries, while Eva looked jealously on (no flaky pastry in the sling Eva…it’s messy enough when I’m eating!). Then Roo spotted a person of roughly his size just behind us in the queue and ran off to chase him and jump on him. The small person was also chasing and jumping on Roo…it wasn’t an unprovoked attack. H’s dada went to get coffees and Nathan took Roo off for a runaround. H’s mama and I rocked our babies to try and get them to sleep.

About ten minutes had passed by this point.

And then the unbelievable happened. As we were rocking the babies and H was yowling about her sore gums, an official BarbicanLady came up to us. She started explaining how because the babies were so young and so small we shouldn’t be queuing with them and….we were bracing ourselves to hear “we can’t let you in with them”…and instead we heard “so come to the front of the queue.”

Wowzers! Thank you BarbicanLady! And thank you H for the yowling!

We called our respective husbands back. Turns out that coffees were one thing we actually couldn’t take in (buggy laden with stuff had to go in as couldn’t be left) but the very nice curators let us leave them on a shelf just inside, helped us with the buggy down in the lift and…we were in the rain room! Hooray!

IMG-20130119-02263It was pretty cool. You walk slowly through the rain and it parts around you. Roo was a little freaked out (he doesn’t like showers) but had got the idea by the end and was begging to go back in. I think the babies liked it. Unsurprisingly for a dark room with one bright light and lots of water I failed to get a good picture on CrapBerry. Everyone has a kinda golden glow like this:

IMG-20130119-02279What an angelboy! It was definitely an interesting experience, but I don’t know how I’d feel if I’d queued for two hours for it. H’s mama enjoyed it, and may or may not have been caught doing some kind of fascist salute in praise of it. H’s dada ignored the advice to walk slowly and ended up getting wet. He described the experience as “underwhelming”. Nathan described it as “like having an umbrella”.

Amazing reviews, hey? I’d say it’s worth checking out, but not the most incredible thing that has ever happened in our lives. But getting let in early was pretty incredible. Thank you so much again, BarbicanLady.

With that excitement over, it was “Octonauts at ease till our next adventure”. Which meant feasting on our picnic lunch in that nice public space they have there, spreading out the Didymos Eva so the babies could play, scouring the shop for something Roo could buy for exactly one pound and taking photos of snowy fountains.

IMG-20130119-02284But Roo, as ever, was keen to go onto the next adventure. Which for us meant getting to Islington to watch Monsters Inc 3D. Once we’d said goodbye to the Hs we had approximately 35 minutes to get there, and Nathan’s phone reckoned a 33 minute walk. I walk slowly, so again this seemed unlikely to work. We agreed to set off in the right kind of direction and pick up a handy bus when we could.

We set off, but we did not find a handy bus of any description. We did find some street art:

IMG-20130119-02290And we did get there just after the film had started (but were still let in), which was again amazing. Apparently I CAN walk 1.6 miles in 40ish minutes, carrying a baby on my front, rucksack full of surplus spare clothes on my back and pushing a buggy through the snow. I am a bit empowered when I feel like it.

(In case you’re wondering what Nathan was doing, he was navigating. And it takes both hands to hold his new phone if he’s to avoid further accidents).

The great thing was that both children fell asleep on the way (Eva in the sling, Roo in the buggy) and we could take the buggy right into the screen with us and park it next to our seats. So for the first half of the movie, it was almost like a date. An eye-wateringly expensive date. Ah well, we don’t have many dates at the moment so it’s OK to pay for one. And as for what I thought of the film? Keep an eye out here for my review.

roo vueSo a nice day and a nice reminder that sometimes things go right. Once more, hooray!

Rain Room official website

Posted in Creating precious childhood memories or something (days out) | Tagged , , , | 9 Comments

London in the Snow again – 18/01/13

DSC02183Apparently there’s been some weather of some sort today. You wouldn’t know it from Facebook, would you? The last time we had settling snow in South London was last February and you may recall how I singularly failed to do anything interesting in it. Well, here’s a scoop for ya…. this year was no better.

I’m ill today, OK? Nothing hugely deserving of your sympathy, but a cold with a flu-ey edge. Enough that every breath is laboured and my head feels like a mouse has died in there. And I wasn’t in the best mood because I went to empty Roo’s potty this morning in the downstairs toilet and….a mouse had died in there. I did what most women would do, which was to lock the door and leave it for my husband to deal with. I am so unempowered sometimes.

(I’m now picking this up on Saturday morning cause last night I was actually Too Sick To Blog. Now there’s serious…)

So, it was Friday morning and I wasn’t well. We had no snow whatsoever, so Roo, Eva and I snuggled on the sofa and watched Beebies. Eva and I fell asleep around the time of “Rhyme Rocket” and thankfully dozed through “Something Special”. Waking up around “Show Me Show Me”, I noticed a flurry of posts from London friends on Facebook about their various levels of snow. I replied along the lines of how we had literally none.

And then I actually stood up and looked out of the window.

Snow!

Roo climbed on the table to have a look and got instantly excited. “I want to go out there! I want to put my coat on NOW!”. I suggested maybe getting out of his pyjamas would be a good first step. It took us half an hour, but we got snow-ready:

snowevaI still wasn’t well, and a little dozy but I didn’t see the harm of a few minutes’ romp in the snow. At the time, it was Nursery Time minus 105mins, so we didn’t have time to go to a park, but I thought we could do the next best thing – go to Tesco!

There was a very thin covering of snow at the time. We made a few pathetic snowballs, but it was all a bit unimpressive:

DSC02184 DSC02200DSC02194

 

 

 

 

 

Aha, Oho a trail in the snow! Whose is this trail and where does it go? It looks a little like a little shoe…could this be the trail of a Big Bad Roo?

We made it to Tesco, we bought some lunch for me and Eva (Roo preferred a CBeebies magazine to lunch), we saw a teeny baby that was the brother of Roo’s nursery friend, and we stopped briefly at “Little Park”.

DSC02206All was going well. Except we had lost one of Roo’s gloves. But then we found it in the snow. Hooray! Everything was going fine.

We got home and I started my customary search through my bag for my keys. Couldn’t find them. Started taking stuff out of the bag. Really couldn’t find them. Emptied entire contents of bag out on  the doorstep. No, really there were no keys in there.

Everything was NOT going fine.

Time to head back out into the snow. Luckily, I remembered the exact point at which I’d opened my bag to find my umbrella, deducing that it might have been the point where the keys fell out. And I was right! Nestled in the snow, there were…my keys. Hooray!

In case you hadn’t guessed, I really wasn’t feeling grand by this point. Stressing around in the snow wasn’t helping the streaming-cold situation.

But we soldiered on. Soggy clothes on the radiator, lunch down the three of us, back out to nursery. Temper somewhat frayed, legs aching with flu-ishness…at least I knew that once Roo was safely dumped at nursery, I could go home and just lie there and watch “Come Dine With Me”.

You can guess what’s coming, right? We got to the bottom of the ramps, 5 minutes before nursery time and I got a text. Nursery was closed. I called and begged them to take him but no, they were having power outages and everyone was being sent home.

The winds howled and Mummy was wild, off to nursery went the stubborn child.

Y’see, he just wouldn’t believe me. He was so looking forward to playing in the snow with his nursery friends instead of this grumpy, flaky Mummy that he just wouldn’t listen as I repeatedly told him – with failing voice – that nursery was closed. He kept trying to scoot up the ramps or the stairs, saying “come on Mummy, nursery’s up here” but I pulled him back. Eventually, somehow, I got him home and he sat on the sofa and sobbed “I want the snow to disappear”. Poor Boy.

Time for reinforcements. Nathan had “not much” going on at work, so was free to come home. He arrived with doughnuts, I went to bed, he sorted out the dead mouse. All was slightly right-er with the world. And there is even more snow today, so maybe the boy will get to build a snowman after all.

DSC02187

Posted in Just wandering.... | Tagged , | 3 Comments

Vauxhall, today

IMG-20130117-02243

IMG-20130117-02237   IMG-20130117-02239 IMG-20130117-02242  IMG-20130117-02245

For once I’m not going to say much. London is once again getting on with its life – the buses are running again, the shops and bars are open. There isn’t the same sense of fear there was after 7/7 or the London Riots, cause no-one attacked us, and we didn’t attack each other. It was an accident. A horrible, sad accident. My thoughts are with those that lost loved ones or who are still recovering from what they witnessed. But it’s a new day, and we move on.

IMG-20130117-02248

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged | Leave a comment

Gooseberry Bush Cafe – 16/01/13

IMG-20130116-02220As you may have noticed if you regularly read this blog, Eva and I have an ongoing project to see how far we can get during Roo’s nursery time. Today may have been pushing the boundaries a little. We often cross Borough boundaries during our jaunts, but today we travelled the very long length of the Borough of Lambeth on the Northern Line and popped up in the Borough of Merton. Which is almost Not London.

There were many good reasons for this trip. The main reason was to meet a friend who perpexingly was hitching a lift from Gerrards Cross to Morden on her way to Putney. Morden sounded like somewhere that might be on the Northern Line, or possibly in Middle Earth, so I did some thorough research into the Morden area and found a baby-friendly cafe in South Wimbledon for our rendez-vous. When I say “research”, you know I mean “Google”, right?

IMG-20130116-02217The other reason was an idle conversation I had with Nathan on the way to my Uncle’s house before Christmas. One way or another, I’ve spent an awfully long time on the Northern Line. There were the Camberwell days, when Oval station represented the only tube-like activity in the vicinity. There have been trips to friends in Hamsptead and Kentish Town, training courses in Highgate and the aforementioned Uncle in East Finchley.  So somehow, I’ve visited every station on the Northern Line in zones 1 and 2 and the northern part of zone 3 and I only had 12 left to visit. It’s not a project I’m looking to complete any time soon, but if the opportunity comes up why not seize it?

IMG-20130116-02219

So we were off to the Gooseberry Bush Cafe, near South Wimbledon tube. It’s part of a bigger centre, which offers antenatal classes, baby massage etc so you’d expect them to be welcoming to small folk. And they were. There was a covered buggy park (not that we needed it, with the sling), highchairs and a nice clean baby change area. It was bright and pretty and around the sides of the cafe were shelves of baby- and kiddy-products like those soft leather shoes and rollable placemats. And look at the pretty cupcakes!

IMG-20130116-02221This one was lemon meringue and very tasty. They do teapigs tea and organic juices and everything is very lovely. Possibly, in fact, too lovely to take a rampaging toddler to. I currently have no toddler to test these things with and my toddler-in-waiting was asleep half the time we were there, then mellow and compliant the other half (sit in highchair, munch breadsticks). There wasn’t a huge amount of play space and I can imagine a younger Roo pulling all those pretty things off the shelves. But then I’m sure they’re used to that. The staff all seemed very friendly and the other customers were mainly also clutching babies.

I just have to show you one more thing I loved about this cafe. How genius are these sugarpots?

IMG-20130116-02222Golden Syrup for white sugar, treacle for brown sugar. A beautiful touch.

VERDICT: A very pleasant place for a cuppa with a friend and a happy baby. I only wish it was more local.

More details here (official website)

Posted in Cake and the finest wines known to humanity (eating out) | Tagged , , , , | 4 Comments