New Year’s Day parade

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Happy 2013!

It’s New Year’s Day! It’s sunny! Both the kids slept in this morning (i.e. didn’t get up at 5)….do you need more reasons to be excited? Well, neither did I…and when I get excited, I get all spontaneous and silly. Remind me n0t to get excited too often.

So, today was a spontaneous kind of day. It started with a quest for coffee, which will be duly reported in the new blog.  Once Nathan was all caffeined-up, our friend Slinky suggested we join him in watching the New Year’s Day parade. Well, I don’t remember him actually suggesting that we join him. He more said that he was going and then we tagged along. At no time did he say “my enjoyment of this parade will be enhanced by the addition of a whingey baby and a feisty 3-year-old, along with their grumpy parents and a shedload of stuff”. With that in mind, we split off at Victoria Tower Gardens for lunch and a play while Slinky slinked off ahead to actually watch this parade thing.

IMG-20130101-02111Victoria Tower Gardens isn’t the most exciting park ever. It’s managed  by the Royal Parks, but it’s not on the scale of St James Park or Greenwich Park really. It’s just a small piece of green tacked onto the side of the Houses of Parliament. It has some monuments in it, including one which apparently looks like the inside of the Tardis, and a slide and swings. That’s it. This slide and some baby swings. As I said, not really on the scale of the other Royal Parks. Slinky’s class were involved in a consultation on the future of the gardens, so it seems like there might be more there in the future. It was Slinky’s class that discovered the inside-of-the-Tardis thing. And talking of the Tardis, look what we spotted just outside the Gardens:

IMG-20130101-02115Not that’s not the real David Tennant. If only. Otherwise I may have run off with him, and this blog may have to be renamed “Barbados with a Timelord”. But through a fuzzy camera it’s close enough. The parade was already underway, so once we’d had our Tesco picnic and been showered in cheese and pickle (not as fun as I thought it’d be, but thanks anyway Eva) we wandered towards Parliament Square to catch some of the parade.

IMG-20130101-02119It was OK. Can’t say it was amazing, but maybe that was because we were at the end point and everyone looked a bit knackered and fed up. One woman in a bird headdress looked particularly hacked off. But it was interesting. There were people dressed as birds, a huge brass band, a smaller brass band mixed with hip-hop beats (bit bizarre) and a parade of Star Wars and other film characters.

SAMSUNGNow, this was a missed opportunity. If you had a whole load of stormtroopers marching, wouldn’t someone have thought to secrete a small speaker in one of their helmets, blaring out the Imperial March? You know it…the one that goes DUM DUM DUM DUM DE DUM DUM DE DUM. That would have been cool and atmospheric. Having them just wander by was a bit lame really. Again, this might have been because we were right at the end. Once they’d walked past us, they all took off their helmets in classic “Stormtrooper on a lunch break” way. Chewbacca looked especially sweaty.

IMG-20130101-02124Not that Roo really noticed or cared. He was busy trying to get into the tent formerly owned by Brian Haw. I didn’t think that was a good idea (he might get arrested or drink all their milk), so kept trying to distract him – “look Roo, it’s a giant!”. He spent much of his time on his scooter, slowly moving across the mudbath that was Parliament Square. I’m guessing a week of rain, followed by New Year’s Eve crowds, hadn’t been kind to it. But it meant that Roo couldn’t scoot away very fast, which suited us just fine. When he was on the pavement on it, it was far too easy for him to escape and/or run over tourists. There weren’t huge crowds, but enough to lose him in.

IMG-20130101-02118By 2ish, it was time to go home. Due to the spontaneous nature of the whole outing, we didn’t have a buggy with us and Roo had scooted/walked a long way. So, he was quite quite tired. Not that you could tell with the manic way he was mud-scooting about. We had hopped a bus on the way there, but it was barely worth it given they were all stopping south of the river. It was worth it though, to test out the new “debit card as oyster” system. It works! If you have a contactless debit card, you can use it as an oyster card, at oyster prices. Handy if, like Nathan, you have no prepay on your oyster. So that was an interesting experiment but it realllly wasn’t worth another bus home. So Roo had to walk. We stopped briefly in Victoria Tower Gardens again, where Roo scared the birds away and then cried because he “wanted the bird to sit in my hand”. Tired indeed. So he sat down to look at the boats.

SAMSUNGThen his mean parents made him walk again, so he kept saying “my legs are aching” and eventually sat down in the middle of Lambeth Bridge. We got home somehow, with some Daddy-carries and some scooting and quite a bit of incentivisation. Fortunately Eva was asleep. Guess that’s the price of spontaneity….

VERDICT: An interesting day out, if you don’t have to make too much effort. Could easily be a bit more exciting!

More details here (official website)

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2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 16,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 4 Film Festivals

Click here to see the complete report.

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Just to say….

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a very merry Christmas to each and every one of you. May Christmas bring you as many obscure Octonauts toys as you could ever hope for. See you in the New Year!

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News! News! News!

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I have news!

No, I’m not pregnant. That’s a different Kate you’re thinking of.  I have news of the may-interest-other-people-too genre. Now, where’s that miniature trumpet I usually use for these kind of announcements? Darn, can’t find it. You’ll have to make do with Reuben on the party-blower.

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Here we go…..soft play is coming to Kennington! Yes, you heard that right….in a few months’ time, you will no longer have to get on a bus to go to soft play in Brixton, Battersea or Peckham. In fact, we won’t even have to leave the estate (I don’t know about you…in fact this whole announcement presupposes that you have some kind of interest in the Kennington area whereas you probably live in California). Crazy Chimps soft play will be moving into the corner of Kennington Park Square from March 2013 (approx, tbc) . You know Kennington Park Square – it’s the one that’s not a square and nowhere near Kennington Park. Behind the Texaco Garage. 3 minutes walk away from our house. Just next to where this photo was taken, in fact:

IMG-20120419-00029Now, I know opinions are divided on soft plays but I happen to like them. They’re somewhere for my hyper 3-year-old to run himself ragged and by the time it opens, Eva may be on the way to running around too. If she ever figures out this crawling thing. Anyway, enough from me. Here’s what the owner, Sally said:

Crazy Chimps is an indoor play house not just for kids but also for adults to also enjoy and have endless fun.

We would like to offer children and chance to play, learn, party, explore, interact with other children and most importantly spend some quality bonding time with their families, in the most exciting safe indoor play venue with the latest play equipment in the world,  Including soft slow moving equipment.

Bring your children to The Crazy Chimps and let them unleash their wild side, have their hair cut or styled, girls and mummies can have their nails done, relax in our café and of course play in a healthy, fun and above all safe environment whilst learning some of the most valuable development skills: social, risk taking, coordination, educational, creative and exercise.”

So, there you have it – Reuben will be able to unleash his wild side very soon. They may regret inviting him to do that. The website is still under construction but for more info, you can contact sally@crazychimps.co.uk.

In other news, the Imperial War Museum is closing for 6 months from Jan till June next year, so it’s just as well we’ll have another local run-around!

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Southbank Christmas Market – 16/12/12

IMG-20121216-01980Regular readers of mine will know that my watchwords for this blog are “accuracy”, “clarity” and “focus”. I would never offer anything up to you that was “half-arsed”, “rambling” or “irrelevant”. And I’d like to think that these words reflect my personal qualities. Why, I am just full of focus. That’s why I’ve been to the fridge three times to restock on chocolate since starting to write this post. Three times in 74 words – that’s an average of once every 24 words. In fact, it must be chocolate time again, no? As I said, it’s all about focus.

In that same spirit, here’s a post about the Southbank Christmas Market that’s not really about the Southbank Christmas Market at all. I think I like the idea of Christmas markets more than the reality of pushing a buggy through some crowds in order to buy some stuff that you can probably get cheaper online.  We were meeting C’s family there, after standing them up on Friday and by the time we all got there, C was ready to run around and have some fun rather then traipse through crowds.  Nathan and I had a complicated system where we tried to park on Waterloo Bridge on the way home from church, then tried to find a spot in the backstreets of Waterloo but failed, so Nathan dropped me and the children off and then drove home and walked back in. I walked to the Yo! Sushi at County Hall to find Family C, then realised there was another Yo! Sushi right next to the market which was a more likely place for them to be. So we walked a long way round and by the time we’d got there, I was in no mood for crowds either.

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So, I went to Eat…which was full of crowds. But then we sat down for a few minutes to eat our sandwiches and then the plan was to try out the new Jubilee Gardens Playground. But first, there was a parade to be watched (see very fuzzy picture above) and then C wanted to have a go on the carousel. Naturally, Reuben did too. Equally naturally, I decided this was Nathan’s responsibility.  I’d already taken Roo on that same carousel in July and once was enough for me.

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(Yes, it was July…don’t let my winter coat confuse you)

So C and his Mum climbed on, as did Nathan and Roo while me and Eva, R and R’s Dad all watched from the side. I thought that C looked like he was enjoying it, whereas Roo looked terrified. C’s Dad thought the opposite. My source from aboard the carousel (Nathan) said that both boys enjoyed it, and were racing their horses. But they couldn’t agree on who won in the end.

IMG-20121216-01984Then it was time to check out the new playground. I’ve attempted to go there a couple of times, but it’s always been under construction or closed for maintenance, so I was keen to try it out.  We have been before, but that was before it was redone, and it was a pretty average playground with slides and swings and all the stuff you’d expect. Look, here’s a nearly-2-year-old Reuben:

SAMSUNGAwww, look how cute and little he is. And you gotta love the “no photos” pose.  Since the, it’s had a dramatic makeover and is now an entirely wooden adventure playground. Like this:

IMG-20121216-01988It’s essentially one long assault course with nets and poles to clambour over along with a couple of things to swing on (with the kind of rubber seats you get on aerial runways). The swing things were pretty popular – C waited around 10 minutes for his go, whereas Reuben just pushed someone else off. Oh, such a proud moment. Needless to say, Nathan was supervising him at the time.

IMG-20121216-01993There were no slides or anything geared towards preschoolers, but still they seemed to enjoy it. We also bumped into Rufus and his mum there and he too seemed to like it. I think they all needed a little parental help to balance on the poles but they entertained themselves for a long time. There were also wooden animals to sit on and a spider web to climb.

IMG-20121216-01990It was an unusual set-up, but I like that. You can get bored of standard slide’n’swings playgrounds if you hang around them enough (I do). We spent long enough there for my toes to go entirely numb (ballet shoes were maybe a bad choice) and for R and C’s Dad to pop back to the market to purchase some strange German cakes for us all. Ah, but what tasty strange cakes! Looked like a mug of soup made of out doughnut, tasted like Christmas. Mmmm…

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Ah yes, the market. Want more details on that? Well, I’ve been through it twice at a run and it looks like your standards Christmas market. Gluhwein, sausages and a stall selling wooden ties. There always seems to be a wooden tie stall, but when’s the last time you ever saw anyone wearing a wooden tie?! More interestingly, there was also a stall selling original board games and C’s Mum was delighted to see one called “You cannae throw your Granny off the bus” (apparently this was a song form her childhood). I think the company were called “Pants on Fire” and all their games looked cool. When I walked through the market on Thursday, I also spotted a Santa so authentic looking he might just have been the man himself. He had actually grown long, white, curly whiskers and a long white beard. I didn’t see him today, so I only wish I’d got a photo. As I mentioned before, it was all pretty crowded (not quite Winter Wonderland standards but not far off) and getting round the bottom of the Golden Jubilee Bridges created quite some bottlenecks. Best to take a quick look then retreat to the playground.

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Anyway, it was time to go. Roo had been asking repeatedly to go to the “big purple house”, which on closer examination turned out to be the “one that looks like a cow”. He was referring to the Udderbelly stage, which we had visited briefly a few days before Eva was born. He was correct in thinking we were in the right place, but he was wrong in that there was a distinct absence of giant purple cow. So we steered him homewards, pausing only to watch a man blow giant bubbles.

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On the way home, the Thames looked disturbingly high, as if it was just about to breach its walls and flood South London. Emerging from the tunnel that cuts under Westminster Bridge, we noticed actual Thames water leaking through the wall onto the Albert Embankment. In several places. Is it just me that finds this slightly worrying?

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The bridge to the River Fire Station was up at an angle too, whereas it’s normally pointing downwards and the water level seemed to be lapping the bottom of the terrace at the back of Parliament. There’s been some more rain tonight, so the next post from me may well be written from the roof of our house….

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Pets in Pants – a book review

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This may be a little off-topic for my blog, but I was asked to review this book and I couldn’t say no. It features lots of pets. Wearing pants. What’s not to love?

Turns out it was a good day for this book to arrive. It was Roo’s first ever Parent Conference this morning and that meant nursery was cancelled for the day. We had plans with C and his family, but several trips to the bathroom during the night convinced me that I was a bit ill and therefore shouldn’t be play-dating. You may remember that Roo had something similar a few weeks back.  So, we’re having a quarantine day. In the rain. Fun! Incidentally his Parent Conference went well (thanks for asking) – the only concern raised was that his walk was a bit “hoppity-skippity”. We agreed he was just a hoppity-skippity child.

Anyway, the book arrived at 12:30, just as we would usually be setting off to go to nursery and just as Eva and I were scooting upstairs to the bathroom again. Roo had been obsessing about his Christmas presents all day, so I shouted down to him that when we came down, he could have a present.

To paraphrase Portable North Pole Santa, he wasn’t disappointed.

“Pets in Pants?” he squawked, in that I’m-finding-what-you-said-so-hilarious-that-I-have-to-use-a-special-voice voice. So that was a winner straight off. So were the brightly-coloured pictures and the tongue-twisting rhymes. I stumbled over some of the words first time round, but he didn’t notice. And as soon as we got to the end, he wanted it again.

His favourite Pet in Pants was the parrot in the racing green pants, and the funniest was the rabbit in broad-bean pants. But I’ve just asked him again and now his favourite is the cat with the ice-cream pants. Fickle boy! He says he likes it anyway, and sat intently looking both times I read it to him.

I think I like it too. The font and the pictures are funky, the concept is simple but entertaining and it has just the right amount of absurdity. The only criticism I would have is that the first page rhymes “aunts” with “pants”, which just doesn’t work in my accent. It’s aimed at 4-7-year-olds but my 3-and-a-half-year-old enjoyed it. Predictably enough, Eva tried to eat it. Cause, yknow, anything papery is fair game at the moment.

Woh, I have just realised that today is Roo’s half birthday. He is actually EXACTLY 3-and-a-half today. how the heck did that happen?! Happy half birthday Roo! Have a poorly Mummy and an afternoon of mediocre Beebies.

And a new book. See, I said it was good timing.

VERDICT: An well-written and amusing book perfect for preschoolers.

More details: It’s available here, but just for fun google image search “Pets in Pants”. You’d be amazed what comes up!

Disclaimer: I was given a free copy of “Pets in Pants” to review by Indepenpress Independent Publishers. All views expressed remain honest and factual.

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Christmas Shopping on Oxford St – Mother and Baby edition

IMG-20121209-01949Yes, yes once again this sounds like madness. I’d considered myself lucky to escape from Primark alive a few days back. But when you’re in a Nandos in Berners St and you need to go shopping, Oxford St doesn’t seem like such a crazy idea.

Besides, it was Reuben’s idea. That probably does make it a crazy idea.

Nathan and Reuben had already tried to go shopping before church. Now, there’s no reason that Nathan should know what time Oxford St shops open on a Sunday. It’s not like I worked there for 2 and a half years, opening my shop at midday every week and complaining about all the stupid tourists who stood around and waited for me to open at ten. Anyway, I’ve let him tell it here, in his version of events

So, the conclusion was that Eva and I would go shopping together and Nathan and Roo. The main advantage of that for me was that I didn’t have the buggy, so could weave around the crowds with (slightly more) ease. The disadvantage was that I didn’t have the buggy, so had to carry all my shopping as well as Eva. In uncomfortable shoes. Hmmm.

Our first stop was Urban Outfitters, in search of an ironic gift for a gay friend with a love of kitsch. First job done. Even if I was far too old and uncool to be in there. And definitely the only person carrying a baby. Someone else had a buggy, but no child in it. Probably sensible, in retrospect.

Next, we went on to Muji, in search of something for Eva (criteria: must be biteable). They had some super cute penguin-skittles but they were possibly too nice to be bitten, so we moved on. Onto M&S. And that’s where it all started to fall apart.

I had a vague shopping list in mind and thought M&S Gifts Department could help. But after a few circuits I fell into a kind of catatonia and just stood staring at giftsets of royal-jelly-with-back-scrubber and man-sized coffee mugs with “man” written on them (what is royal jelly anyway?!) and eventually picked up some things which may or may not be appropriate Christmas presents. I genuinely still have no idea. I do know I found a nice bitey-wooden stacky toy for Eva and a “Miaow miaow” book that matched her brother’s “Woof woof” book. Result.

IMG-20121208-01946By this time, Eva had fallen into a state of catatonia too (or maybe she was asleep) and at some point my sister called me to sing an old worship song at me and ask me to identify it. I couldn’t identify it. It may or may not have been Graham Kendrick. Anyway, with Eva still asleep, we went to the till. And waited. There were two tills open, which was fine, but one was tied up with a credit-card authorisation issue. Then the other one got tied up with an arsey-customer-wanting-a-discount issue. We were waiting a while. Long enough for Eva to complete her sleep. By this point, I was regretting not having the buggy cause at least I’d have been able to put the kilo box of biscuits down somewhere. I hoped Nathan was having better luck.

I called him. He wasn’t.

We paid, and staggered around looking for the exit. Where was the exit? No, that’s just an escalator going down (we were in the basement). Then a sign; “Exit to Oxford St”. It’s normally a place I try to avoid but this time we ran towards it eagerly.

Then we blitzed H&M with the fevour of newly-released prisoners. Supplementary gifts for niece and grandmother – BAM! Accessories for Roo’s friends – BAM#2! Cute outfit for Eva – BAM#3, and then just another long queue stood between me and being able to offload this stuff onto my dear husband. As we walked out of the store the security barriers sounded but by then I didn’t care. No security guards came running after me so I just stood around nonchalantly. I spotted some friends from church and chatted to them for a few minutes before reading a text from Nathan to the effect that he was waiting for me inside. I wasn’t planning to set off the barriers again, so I just yelled at him. He turned round, a broken man. But he was a broken man with a sleeping child and *apparently* some kind of present for me. I had bulging bags of presents for all and sundry and aching biceps.

Missions successful? Read Nathan’s post and judge for yourself….

Note: Much like the companion piece to this, I have no photos to speak of. So you have an arty shot of Nandos at the beginning, then one of Eva asleep somewhere that is clearly not M&S Oxford St (it is, in fact outside Liverpool St). Just to help break things up a little yknow…

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Christmas Shopping on Oxford St – Father and Son edition

This is a Guest Post from Mr katese11, aka Nathan. Londonwithatoddler accepts no responsibility for the contents of this post, and views expressed represent the author’s own. I was planning on merging this with my own version (which you can read here), but it made me laugh so much I decided it needed its own post. So, here goes:

I was surprised when LWAT invited me to guest-blog again after last time, insert “pingback” here, but I suspect it’s a ruse to find out what I bought her for Xmas. So this is “Christmas shopping on Oxford Street”. Kate & Eva have gone to church early in order to rehearse for a Carol Service (Kate’s in the choir, the baby isn’t) and the plan is that me & the boy will watch a few more Fireman Sams and then arrive in time to remove said baby from the choir before the service starts at 11. However, Fireman Sam is on one of those pesky channels that have ad-breaks and Reuben has discovered how fun it can be to request that we purchase every toy that appears on screen… ‘Let’s go shopping’ he suggests and, like a man who has yet to get his wife a Christmas present and is starting to panic about that fact, I hastily agree.

This new plan is perfect on so many levels: our church meets near Oxford Street and I’m otherwise unlikely to be near any shops of a higher quality than the Elephant & Castle shopping centre, the boy seems keen to get Mummy a present and we’ve got a spare hour – quick Roo; to the car! Once in town, with Roo in buggy, we discover our first problem; shops don’t seem to open very much on Sunday mornings. We stroll down Oxford Street hoping maybe one or two might be open? No. Not unless Kate wants a Union Jack mug or a Big Mac for Xmas. Dejected, we retire to a café for a coffee & a gingerbread snowman, and form a new plan to maybe try again after church when the shops are actually open.

One carol service & a Nandos lunch later and we’re off again. Reuben has decided we’ve got to get Eva ONE present and Mummy LOTS of presents. Lets MAKE some! He hasn’t suggested what they might actually be but my plan is to find some clothes shops. Women like clothes, right? We have a quick look round WH Smiths first though. I’m not quite ready to suffer the horror of clothes shopping just yet. Roo suggests we get a game for him & me. I remind him we’re looking for something for Mummy. He helpfully suggests a Peppa Pig boardbook or a game for him & me.

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Okay, time to man up and go to Ladieswear. (There are a variety of different high street clothes shops on Oxford Street but, as they’re all essentially interchangeable from this shopper’s perspective, for the purpose of this prose I’m pretending they are all one.) There is mania in here. Roo suggests that we should play on the escalators. We battle our way round as best we can while assuming that the best stuff will be on ground level (we’ve still got the buggy with us, and while there is a lift or two, my instincts are telling me not to get in too deep or we might not get out again). Most of the items on display are horrifically overpriced and/or horrific to look at or touch.  Some things look like possibilities, things that might’ve been bought if this were a previous year but fail the current need to be practical for a baby-feeding mumma.

Feeling hopeless, we head off to So Tiny on Great Titchfield Street: maybe if we can get something cute for Eva we will have Made A Start, and might regain some lost enthusiasm. They have some Stone Roses ‘I Wanna Be Adored’ baby-vests that I like but Reuben turns them down for being to boyish. It’s a small shop and someone else trys to come in so we leave in failure. Kate calls to check how we’re doing; she’s done loads of shopping, we’ve not effectively started yet so we get an extension.

Back in Ladieswear, Reuben rejects outright all my suggestions and recommends we get Mummy a toy horse. I think he’s tired of Ladieswear and would prefer to be in Toyshop. He finally agrees to getting her a ***SPOILER*** then promptly falls asleep. Turns out he was just tired. I decide to sack off my now unconscious shopping colleague and call in the professionals (that’s you: the internet). Specifically one friendly Facebooker who is helpfully online and helpfully inspirational.

Armed with ideas, a child who can no longer disagree with me, and the knowledge that even if I can’t find these on Oxford Street then I can merrily purchase these online, we trundle off to our final shop. Obviously they don’t appear to have what I’m looking for so we head back to meet Kate & Eva and drive home and finish my Christmas shopping on my smartphone.

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Editor’s note: No, that’s not a picture from this shopping trip. We may be bad parents but we wouldn’t send him out in December in just a t-shirt. Turns out that Mr katese11 was too stressed to take many photos….

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London with a Tiddler part 2

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Eva and I have been busy again. Evidence keeps suggesting that the best way to keep Eva asleep during the day is just to keep moving. How does that work for me? Ah, it doesn’t really…but it means we’ve had some fun excursions while Reuben’s been at nursery. And she’s slept through some of them, but not as many as you’d hope.

Last Friday’s adventure really pushed the boundaries of how far you can get in 2hrs 25mins that Reuben’s otherwise engaged. Eva’s friend H invited us to the Barbican for a cup of tea and a bit of shopping. It’s a bit of a trek – I may have mentioned in this post that our last trip there was somewhat of a farce. It took us hours to get there and even longer to get back. We missed the kids cinema event we were aiming for, and my American friend learnt the hard way that the Barbican was not on the South Bank. H’s Mama is Canadian, so I had to check that we weren’t falling for the same thing again. No, turns out H’s Mama has some idea of where the Barbican is.

So, I decided to go for it. As our trips have got more daring, I’ve worked out precisely how long it takes to power-walk from the tube to nursery, and the best route to take. We haven’t missed pick-up yet, but there is still time. But this was to be an efficient trip there and back. We Northern-Lined to Moorgate, with both babies wide awake and entertaining our fellow travellers. Then from Moorgate, we took this suspicious looking passage:

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Which somehow brought us out at the back of the Barbican. Score! I will remember that route for next time we’re meeting the geographically-challenged one. Total time from shoving Roo through the door to stepping inside = 35 mins. Could I do that with a buggy or a runaway 3-year-old? Who knows?

The first thing we did was dismiss the idea of going to the Rain Room. The queue was huge. Some well-prepared people had brought folding chairs with them. A queue that requires folding chairs is of little interest to me. I’d love to take Roo there, but with a waiting time of 2 hours it seems unlikely in the near future. So instead, we had a nice sit-down and H’s Mama had a fairly average sandwich. Like the Royal Festival Hall, it seems to be the kind of place where there’s no obligation to spend any money – you can just hang out all day if you want to. So we put a muslin down for the babies to play on, and Eva greeted her friend with a poke in the eye.

IMG-20121207-01907They got on really nicely apart from that, honest. Eva just learns from her aggressive big brother. We also had a potter around the shop, which had some cool things, even if they are a bit overpriced. I loved the robot cushions but could never justify paying £30 for one. Then we had a look at the Christmas shop:

IMG-20121207-01905That just looks exciting, doesn’t it? I found some East London-themed presents for an East London-themed friend, and an apology present for another friend. Let’s not go into why I needed to apologise to anyone. Ho hum. Then I abandoned H and her Mama in order to rush back for pick-up. I assume they made it home OK.

So, where else have we been? Well the day before that we had a full day to ourselves (full by nursery standards, anyway) and got all the way to Angel for lunch, even after our exercise class. We were meeting another friend of Eva’s – a boy called T from church, who was born the same day as her. And his Mum, obviously. We picked a lunching place at random and ended up at BananaTree, just south of Angel tube. It was “indochinese cuisine” and I’m still not entirely sure what that means but it was yummy. I had the crispy chicken in sweet mango sauce, Eva had the money bags and both were good (not that I stole any of Eva’s, no no). And it was pretty cheap – the lunchtime mains were £6ish. The staff were friendly and welcomed two babies but our waiter seemed curiously reluctant to offer T a highchair. He kept saying he might be too small for it, despite the fact that he’d given Eva one without a problem. We explained that they were..yknow…exactly the same age, what with having been born the same day an’ all…and how T is bigger than Eva if anything. But no dice. Eventually he gave us one as long as we agreed that it was at our own risk. Bizarre. Oh, and the changing room was outside the back door, along an outside corridor and pretty chilly. And the benches were a bit too close to the wall and table to comfortably breastfeed in. But these were minor niggles, as Eva thoroughly enjoyed lobbing bits of crispy pastry around and grinning at the waitress. One to return to, as long as you’re prepared to sign a waiver before putting your child in a clip-on highchair.

Such exotic expeditions make today’s trip to the 99p store in Brixton look a bit pedestrian really. But I mention it just because I wanted to share the amazing range of Christmas gifts they have on offer:

IMG-20121210-01952Look, if you’re stuck for ideas for your loved ones, why not buy them some rubber gloves or some drain unblocker? Gosh, this photo is almost worthy of Danny Wallace! Seriously though, I do love the 99p store and me and E bought a whole pile of Christmas accessories, as well as a book about Katherine Howard. Then we went to Iceland and bought a selection of quality frozen party snacks. As psychotic as Iceland in Brixton was, it was better than the one we went to in Hackney on Saturday…

I know what you’re asking and the answer is yes, I DO know how to show my little girl a good time. Well, I might as well before she learns to answer back…

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Primark with a baby

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I know. This sounds like craziness. But I’m still giddy from a) being able to travel around London without Roo and all his stuff (bless nursery!) and b) being able to leave the house at all after Roo’s crazy stomach-antics. So I’m in a gutsy mood. Primark holds no fear for me. I took Reuben there at 5 weeks (albeit with a winggirl) and even tried things on, with him struggling in a baby bjorn. I could do this.

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Anyway, Primark wasn’t really the aim of the expedition. The aim was to get to “Computer Exchange” and procure a copy of “Bad Santa” for a mere 80p. Computer Exchange is commonly known as “CeX”  and sells DVDs as well as computer games but this was the original store, so still has the original name. It’s also retained that computer-shop vibe. I’m pretty sure I was the first unaccompanied woman to ever set foot in it. Obviously I was accompanied by Eva, but that doesn’t count.  I think she was probably the first girl-baby to set strawberry-hatted head inside. But scariness aside, we succeeded in our mission and are now proud “Bad Santa” owners.

At this point, you may be wondering just how economical it is to spend £4.00 on getting the tube to Tottenham Court Road, in order to spend 80p on a DVD. It’s not. I could have bought it from Amazon for £4.19. So, I justified the trip out by going to Primark and looking for a new skirt. I have a Christmas party followed by a wedding reception on Saturday and was looking for a magical skirt that would work for both. Yknow, Christmassy but fancy at the same time. Obviously, dresses are out due to the whole breastfeeding situation. The new Primark at Tottenham Court Road promised |”Four floors of fashion”, so I should be able to find one magical skirt there, right?

Wrong! I’m obviously well out of touch with what’s fashionable because there was nothing I liked. Maybe I’m just 31. But this was just one example of the bizarre outfits out there at the moment:

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Now, the sparkly jumper I can get on board with…it is Christmas after all (though doesn’t it look itchy?). But the see-through skirt made out of child’s dressing-up material? With fishnets? I don’t get it. I would have brought you more marvellous ensemble photos, but I was sharply rebuked by a security guard for taking this one. Primark, much like communist police states, has a strict no-photos policy.

Bizarre clothes aside, it wasn’t a bad shopping experience. Seeing as this trip combined three of the most stressful variables for a shopping trip (Oxford Street, Primark, small child) it went pretty well. The new store has a fairly spacious layout and wasn’t too crowded (maybe cause I didn’t add the “Saturday afternoon” variable in) and there were no huge queues for the tills or fitting rooms. Not that I needed the fitting rooms, as I didn’t find anything I wanted to buy for myself. I did, however, pick up cheap t-shirts for my niece and nephews and some other present-y bits. The kids department was decorated in a funky way, with a huge multicoloured London map on the wall, and there were two buggy lifts behind the different levels. So it was almost doable with a buggy. Don’t hold me to that though. I’m still glad I didn’t have one. I’m also glad Eva was asleep all the way through.

As a by-the-by, it still makes me feel incredibly sad every time I see what’s become of Tottenham Court Rd. The block that housed the Astoria and a couple of other clubs is now a giant building site (see top photo). There are bulldozers all over my happy memories of dancing at Bedrock and seeing such amazing bands as blur, Ash ooberman and Gay Dad. OK, so not all the gigs I went to there were amazing. It wasn’t even a great blur gig (2003. no Graham Coxon). But Ash were pretty special – it was at a clubnight called Frog which, being a clubnight didn’t have any of the barriers or security you would expect at a real gig. So we leant on the monitors at Tim Wheeler’s feet. At the end, Tim leaned over and slipped his plectrum into Nathan’s hand using a secret handshake. The plectrum is still on display in our “Rock n Roll Hall of Fame”, along with Mark Morriss’ setlist and Bernard Butler’s guitar string. Good times.

But now, it’s all just rubble. I wonder what Freddie makes of it all?

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