Some Summer Theatre Picks for You…

Chester Tuffnut - Design by Robyn Wilson-Owen

Chester Tuffnut – Design by Robyn Wilson-Owen

 

How’s your summer been so far? Long? Me too. So I’m back with a few more ideas of Stuff To Do To Entertain Those Dang Kids.

First off, if you’re looking for entertainment in East London TODAY! then don’t forget Slap Haddock are rolling out their street theatre mayhem at Chingford Mount (11:30) and South Leytonstone (junction of Harrow Green and Leytonstone High Road) at 2pm and 3pm. It should be fun.

I am also very, very pleased to give a plug to the wonderful-sounding Chester Tuffnut shows at Polka Theatre in Wimbledon (see image above). With design by one of my very talented imaginary friends, it’s  a magical woodland adventure suitable for ages 2-5. It’s 50 mins long, with time afterwards to explore Chester’s world – I believe some Saturday shows also have workshops after them. I’m late to the game on this one, as it’s been running since June and is closing next Saturday but all the more reason to book quickly!

Of course August is also the month of Kids Go Free week, which is a great opportunity to see some West End shows for reduced prices. There’s everything from “The Tiger Who Came to Tea” for the littlies to huge shows like “Wicked” and “Kinky Boots” for your older kids and teens. Well worth having a look.

If you fancy something smaller scale, I’ve heard good things about the Little Angel Theatre in Islington. This weekend, they have a puppet show called “Isabel’s Well” on, which sounds pretty charming. It’s suitable for 3-7-year-olds but babies are admitted for all-age performances. Unicorn Theatre is another child-friendly venue and this month they have a show on for the very smallest theatregoers, called “It’s Baby’s First Adventure“, suitable for 6-18 month-olds, and tickets are very limited so book quickly!

And for fans of Peppa, she is returning to the Hackney Empire for just two days on the 20th and 21st August for “Peppa Pig’s Surprise“. I know how obsessive these Peppa fans can be, so make sure you don’t miss out on her brief flight back. For older kids (5+), I think “Air Play” at the Southbank Centre looks good – it’s a mime show, with giant umbrellas flying over the audience and all manner of air-based trickery. It runs till 14th Aug.

Chickenshed sadly don’t have any shows on over the summer but are returning with “Tales from the Shed” in the autumn. Their shows are affordable, accessible and lots of fun so I would definitely recommend going. Plus, it’s something to look forward to in September so you’re not moping over those kids going back to school…

 

 

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Re-Opened Discover Centre – 01/08/16

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So here’s a great way to start August – go to the newly reopened Discover Centre! And you might thank me for that recommedation, as August is invariably wet and miserable (my “months of the year” jigsaw when I was a child really did lie to me). After an extensive refit, it’s all ready to go and I’m happy to say a lot of things have improved.

The foyer is, naturally, the first thing you notice. The cafe has moved upstairs, so there’s a lot more space for the shop – and for generally hanging out in when you’re waiting for someone:

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Then the layout has changed as well – the doors to Story World are still where they were, but there’s a new entrance, which incorporates a cloakroom/buggy park area so you can put things in lockers without your kids running off and looking at the shiny lights and things. I guess you can still use the old entrance but the signage definitely points you the new way. It removes the bottleneck and there’s a much more efficient way of storing buggies, with the lockers on top:

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So this is to the left of the ticket desk, if you can kinda picture that – I tried to photograph the whole setup but couldn’t get the right angle. Mind you, I left my camera at home and my camera app has long been unusable, so you’re lucky I’ve got any pics at all (go on…ask me how…it’s magic. Alakazam!)

Following the new entrance then, it brings you out kinda behind the toilets into an all-new foresty world. You’ll recognise some of the old elements but they’re rearranged and there’s some brand new stuff, like this boat:

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And this story sorting office:

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It’s pretty cute – you write a story on the form and then put it in an appropriate pigeon hole (“adventure” was one…I forget the rest). There weren’t any story forms that I could see when we were there but that’s OK because the kids were very busy doing everything else. Like climbing through the tunnels and up the slopes of the “forest” and peering into the bit where the floor-lights now live. And doing puppet shows in the “castle” and yelling at me for steeping in the “sea”.

(I must apologise for the overdose of speech marks in that paragraph. It’s a habit)

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It’s kind of moodily lighted, for the forest ambience. This guy who wandered into my shot was not feeling moody though:

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I hope that whoever he is, he doesn’t mind me sharing this pic. As Eva would say, I just yuv it. It sums up the excitement of being somewhere so new that you can smell the wood glue.

We spent some time in the garden too, which hasn’t changed in the refit. But it’s still a fun place to sit atop a taxi, pretending to be an Avenger:

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I was hoping to get the kids fed before our 12:15 Dr Seuss event but that involved dragging all the kids away from playing and into the all-new cafe. Which would be a tricky proposition anyway, without the disadvantage of having no idea where the cafe was. I had a notion it was upstairs, so we went up the stairs in the corner of the play area and found….another play area!

This one was more ethereal themed:

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Eva pointed out that the lollipopter, which used to be downstairs, has relocated to this new bit. I’m amazed by her recall sometimes. Especially when she can’t remember agreeing to eat her dinner and things like that.

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And there was a new bit – something like the Rhyme Rocket I think – which had some great random word generators. One was a series of blocks you span round to come up with story titles – “The Fascinating Adventures of the Smelliest Children” was one of our favourites. And this one:

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Which  Roo could not resist leaving on:

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But really, these children (and mothers) needed feeding, so we asked a handy red-shirt and they directed us through the door at the back of the play area (by the cloud seats) and across the landing to the new cafe. It’s where the storytelling studio used to be – the studio is now a smaller space next door (that used to be just kinda empty I think) and is a chill-out zone for babies and toddlers when they get over-stimulated. And the cafe is therefore much bigger than it used to be:

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Now, the cafe was always a weak spot in the Discover experience – the space was confused, sharing with the shop and ticket desk, and the menu was limited. Post-refurb, the space is sorted out but I get the feeling they’re still working on the menu. The sandwich options were combinations of cheese, chicken, ham, tomato and rocket. They could toast them for you too, but in gentrified East London, the sandwich expectations run quite high and so there’s probably still room for improvement. Reuben was delighted to see a slushy machine though, so that was one very happy customer.

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Time for Seuss! I have enjoyed every exhibition they’ve run in the basement and am gutted that we didn’t get organised to see the Michael Rosen one. They are always so immersive and imaginative – great fun. And I’m happy to say that Seuss is just as good as the others. The experience starts with the beginning of “The Cat in the Hat”, up to the point where the Cat comes in. Then the kids are encouraged to – as the Cat says – go and have lots of good fun that is funny.

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There’s lots to do. There’s a ball game from “Oh, the Thinks You Can Think” (I think) and you can dance with the Boom-Boom band or complete the Lorax wordsearch. There’s some green eggs and ham that someone has painstakingly created:

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And you can channel the spirit of “Sam I am”, with some magnetic letters. Reuben claimed to be a Mancunian Britpop band:

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Don’t believe him. He’s not even Bonehead.

The house from “Cat in the Hat” was there too, so you could recreate “Sally and Me” looking out of the window at the rain. My one regret in life is that I got the kids the wrong way round in this photo:

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Sally should be on the right. Dagnam!

There were building blocks to play with in the house:

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There was also dressing up stuff. Eva was dressed as Thing 1 when the story resumed, which meant she got to play the part:

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After such excitement, I was well ready for a coffee…but first, the obligatory Discover-spoon-making:

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The cafe at 2ish was much calmer than it had been at 11:30ish and so I could sit and enjoy my coffee while Roo rearranged the giant magnetic monster on the wall:

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And when he complained about being too hot, well…I just stuck them both in front of the fan:

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It was time to be getting home, as I sensed they were tired. I can congratulate myself on my Mummy instincts on this occasion because they were indeed tired. Eva denied it until the moment before she fell asleep. On the train. Just as we were pulling in to Hackney Central and had to make the change. I was,,,unimpressed. 5 flights of stairs later, on the platform at Hackney Downs, I was even less impressed:

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Luckily, she woke up on the next train and in time to a) walk home and b) go to Tesco. Because there was something that impressed me at Tesco. Free fruit for kids!

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Eva chose an orange, which took her the entire shopping trip to peel so it was vitamins and entertainment all rolled into one.

So, the Discover Centre is clearly a good place to tire your kids out this summer, and I like what they’ve done with the spaces. I would strongly recommend booking your Seuss session in advance – find out more info here.

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Southwark Park – 29/07/16

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There are many reasons to return to South London – some good, some bad, some sad. This was a mixture of good and sad, as our friend Maria is moving away and it was the last time we were going to see her and her adorable children for a little while. If you’ve been reading the blog for a while, you probably don’t need any introduction to Maria – she was a great companion when I was on mat leave and instrumental in the rating of toddler-friendly cafes. She is superbly skilled in the eating of cake, as well as in the forging of precious metals.

I’m not entirely sure why I chose Southwark Park as a meeting place except that it’s not far from a tube and not too far from her ‘hood. The area is somewhere I spent an intense six months, a decade ago, when I was managing the Surrey Quays branch of Ravel. Stepping through the doors of the shopping centre felt like a step back in time. But it was retro even in the mid 2000s so I think we can blame it on the 90s flooring.

But I’m getting ahead of myself. First off – a walk through Whitechapel.

A very long walk, as it turns out. Google Maps had breezily suggested an interchange between Bethnal Green overground and Whitechapel as it was a mere skip and jump away. Not so much, especially now that Crossrail is blocking off large sections of the station – we walked round what felt like 3 sides of a square and then had to walk a fair way through the station itself. We didn’t even catch a glimpse of our friendly neighbourhood Crossrail contractor. We did, however, spot a building that had been part of a “Where am I?” quiz last week. This is for you Ali – a little greyer than the picture you took!:

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We did eventually find the train we needed and it was pretty quick to get us to Canada Water. I imagine it’d be a quicker interchange if you didn’t have a 4-year-old shuffling along the wall because she needed to touch every railing. Just a thought.

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So, as discussed above, Surrey Quays hasn’t changed much in the ten years since I worked there. We went to the loos but didn’t linger – it was bringing back some stressful memories. I will, however, share this photo of Eva and her Happy Meal toy, Princess PuffaPuff* because..well, she wants me to:

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*Not her actual name

You can tell by this photo that it wasn’t the sunniest of days and I think the was the point where it tipped over into actual rain. Still, we were not deterred as we set off to find Gomm Road and the gates to Southwark Park. If you want to do the same, it’s the road that goes down the side of Seven Islands Leisure Centre. And look, here are the gates:

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We were meeting the Marias at the cafe, which I believed was near the gates. And yes, it was very easy to find:

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Look, that’s the gate right next to it! It’s also very handily located for the play area, which was lucky as we had a few minutes to kill. The kids took a fancy to this seesaw thing – it didn’t occur to me at the time that the orange barriers lying around it were an indicator that it should be avoided:

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Later on, they seemed to be around it in a slightly more barrieresque manner. Oh well.

The cafe was small, with no indoor seating, but it had a gazebo outside which covered a large table so there was a wet weather option. Luckily. by this time the sun was out…well, pretty much anyway. The portions were huge – my £5 sausage and mash would have been enough to feed me and Eva is I hadn’t naively assumed that she required her own. She did not do it justice. Maria’s Thomas did a much better job on his, but it defeated even the boy who said he could eat an entire cafe’s worth of food.

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I gave up on the idea of Eva eating anything and we moved back to the play area, where the 4-7-year-olds had huge amounts of fun on the giant slide. And Eva ascended this crow’s nest almost all by herself:

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Now, I’d had some mental confusion before we set out on the issue of water play. The last time I’d been to Southwark Park, Roo was a year old and he had got involved in some kind of fountain – I remember that because I put his wet clothes in a bag and then promptly dropped it somewhere in the vicinity of Lambeth Bridge. If you do see a 6-year-old pair of soggy dungarees, please return them to me…not that he’d fit into them any more.

So, I had a feeling there was some kind of water play at Southwark Park but all my googling efforts came to nothing – the only relevant picture that came up was this one:

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Yup, those are the soggy dungas I mentioned earlier.

So, on the basis that my blog was the only online evidence of any water-based fun at Southwark, I decided it probably wasn’t there any more. Which meant I didn’t bother to warn Maria that it might be a possibility. Which she didn’t thank me for when a number of fountains did start spurting out water, especially as I’d believed myself enough to pack swimmers for my kids. I got to recreate the photo above though!

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For the record, there IS a small splash park there. It’s only three water sprays or so, but if you know children you’ll know that’s more than enough to get wet. There was also a large and stinky mud puddle right next to the splash zone, so the kids kept running through it. Lucky the water was on, really!

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Once the kids were dried off and changed, the Marias headed off (there’s 4 hours free parking..but they go quickly). We needed to go too, but first we wanted to have a stroll around the lake and the rose garden, just because it was pretty. We got distracted for a while by a squirrel eating a sandwich:

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It was very pretty and tranquil in the Ada Salter Garden. We sat for a few minutes as Eva ate a sandwich, watching the swans and a family of ducklings. We could have stayed longer but rush hour was approaching and we had to get a move on.

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Now, this is a proud moment. I wasn’t keen to go back the same way as we’d come – I didn’t fancy dragging the kids from Whitechapel to Bethnal Green again. But Roo had noticed that Canada Water was on the Jubilee Line, so he suggested we go to Green Park and change onto the Vic Line from there. He planned an actually logical route without even looking at the map. I’m so proud I could burst.

(And this is all my genes – I don’t think Nathan has ever achieved this same thing, even after 16 years of living in London)

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So, that’s what we did and it worked just fine. We were back at Pantry &Co in Highams Park by 5PM, where it was definitely time for a little treat. Or two little treats for me:

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I didn’t realise the ice lolly would be quite as alcoholic as it was – hence chasing it with a glass of wine. I think I thought alcohol evapourated when it froze, but I realise now I got that confused with boiling alcohol. Ah well. It was a good ice lolly and definitely earned after 7 hours out with the kids. I’m sure Maria will agree I deserved it…. farewell for now! Hope it was a good, if soggy, send off…

 

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“Power Up” at the Science Museum – 21/07/16

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I mentioned in my last post that the Science Museum are running a very exciting exhibition over the summer, called “Power Up”, featuring 40 years’ worth of vintage video games.  Well, we got a sneak peek at it last night and yes, I did put a gloating status on Facebook specifically designed to make one particular person jealous. You’re welcome, Wiley.

But first, a little Piccadilly Line cabaret for all those rush hour commuters. We’d caught the Victoria Line down to Finsbury Park but very annoyingly, I’d stood up to make the change and realised I had chewing gum on my trousers. Not an awesome look for a press night. And Nathan had got the kids out of the house without me, was travelling light and so didn’t even bring any wet wipes with him. I faffed around a little with tissues before I realised that I had a floor length sundress in my bag that I’d not changed into yet because…well…it wasn’t that sunny. So as we passed through the unpopular stations of Caledonian Road and Arsenal, I passed from workwear into sundress using a technique I’ll describe as “clever layering meets shoulder dislocation”. All done by the time the train filled up at Kings Cross, and I think we can all be grateful for that.

An inauspicious start then, but things were about to look up. We found the right exit from the South Kensington labyrinth, and emerged at the door of the Science Museum  with both the kids we’d left Walthamstow with. The “Power Up” exhibition is on the first floor, so you need to go straight ahead after security and take the lift or the stairs. It’s quite well signposted:

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It’s a chargeable exhibit, as most of the temp exhibitions are, so make sure you leave plenty of time to make the most of it. Because you could spend literally weeks in there. 160 consoles, each loaded with a different game – it’s amazing I ever got Nathan and Reuben out of there.

I lost them pretty much as soon as I got in. There was a fighting game involving some Marvel characters, which I believe was called “Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter” and the Marvel fanboys got sucked right in:

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The girl was not quite so convinced, so she and I went for a wander. It didn’t take her long to find a bowl of jellybeans, which I believe might have been the highlights of her evening. It kept refilling itself! If only I played Candy Crush, I would have some cool gaming in-joke to make here.

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You see, I’m not really a gamer. I struggled to get the Mario game on the Wii working for her to play, and the Wii is a console we actually own. I was later chatting to a guy from the Press Association and when I said he was a blogger, he asked if I blogged on gaming. Considering I was, at the time, failing to load the Dora the Explorer game on a different Wii console, I think the answer was fairly obvious. Don’t worry though, I found something to Eva’s tastes:

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And we actually managed to play it! True, it was mainly just two princesses running up and down staircases and occasionally changing the design of their dresses but she has rock-bottom expectations when it comes to video games, so she was happy.

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As you may have discerned, I made up for my own failings by bringing along with me two slightly more proficient gamers. All those Saturday X Box sessions have prepared Roo well for an occasion like this and he and Nathan slipped seamlessly from Playstation to 16-player Halo and PC- Minecraft. Well, Nathan didn’t really know how to do the last one and was bitterly watching a young person behind us effortlessly build a house, complete with pot plant, while Reuben was stuck in a mine:

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But they had a LOT of fun and the beer and pizza meant that Nathan was tempted to move in. It was a hot night though, and eventually even he could be persuaded to go for some fresh air. Just look at it though:

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It’s the perfect Daddy-creche and it’s thoughtful of the Science Museum to provide it. I did earn some gaming kudos with a slick performance on Sonic 2 (I passed the level!) but, as the aforementioned Wiley reminded me, I never could get past the Marble Zone…

“Power Up” is on until 7th August – see here for more information.

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Nick Butterworth Winner Announced!

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So, who’s the lucky person that’ll be joining the Pootle crew at the Planetarium on Tuesday?

It’s Chelsea Williams!!

Congratulations Chelsea – let us know what it’s like!

If anyone else fancies going, I believe there are still some tickets available here. Enjoy!

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Summer Holidays are Here!

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We’re one day in and I’m sporting one motherhecker of a sunburn, thanks to a 4.5 hr session in Myatt’s Fields this afternoon. The water was on intermittently – I think it was between 12:30 and 2 then again 3-5 – so it was a good place to hang out on a sunny day. I slowly realised though that my kids were on an inset day and Lambeth schools hadn’t yet broken up, which became apparent mid-afternoon. By the time we left, it was crazily busy and I imagine it’ll be like that on every scorching day we have this summer (so at least two more of those then). We did escape the madness briefly to have an ice cream at the Little Cat Cafe:

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The kids wanted to know why it was called that and were dissatisfied with my suggestion that maybe it was run by little cats. If you know better, please fill me in…

So, what else is there to do for the next 47 days? Well, I’ve already mentioned the wonderful Nick Butterworth event at the Planetarium next Tuesday (and please do enter the giveaway to win tickets…time is running out!). The event is 10am-1pm and you can buy tickets here.

I’ve also heard tell of an exciting family festival running for the next three weekends at Canary Wharf. It actually started last weekend, but forgive me…I’ve had a lot on. Highlights include a production of  “Danny, Champion of the World” to mark Roald Dahl’s 100th birthday. All events are outdoors and free, and there’s a lot more information here.

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Another exciting event is happening at the Science Museum, and I’ll be reporting back from the launch tomorrow evening. It’s an exhibition called “Power Up“, celebrating 40 years of gaming, and it’s an immersive and interactive exhibit where you get to try out hundreds of classic games, from “Pong” to “Halo”. I’m looking forward to seeing it tomorrow, before the official opening on 22nd July, but the issue will be dragging Nathan and Reuben away from it again. Ah well, it only runs till 7th August so I guess they could just live at the Science Museum till then…

I am also super-excited about the Discover Centre re-opening. We got free tickets as part of “The Librarian” and I can’t wait to go and see the changes they’ve made. It re-opens *EDIT* next Saturday, 30th July, with a Dr Seuss exhibition and I’m sure we’ll be heading there shortly. Never fails to entertain the children!

Another museum you can rely on to keep the kids happy is the Horniman, and that has its usual program of family-friendly events on over the summer. I must confess I’ve been to the Horniman a lot less since a) we’ve not been living in South London and b) I’ve not been on mat leave. It’s always worth a visit though, and seems to have dinosaurs on in the temp space at the moment. Perfect for the dino-obsessed 5-year-old in your life (sadly, I don’t have one of those any more…)

I also need to revisit the National Maritime Museum, as I’ve heard it’s “Above and Beyond” exhibition is excellent. It’s one for older kids, 7+ (sadly I do have one of those) and it describes itself as a “ground-breaking interactive exhibition [which] explores the marvels of aerospace innovation, design and technology”. Wonder if I can ditch Eva one day to take Roo along?

And what if you have to work all summer long? Bah! Well, you can always ensure the kids have fun by sending them to Nimble Arts’ holiday club, which promises craft, storytelling, drama and a lot of fun. Places are filling up fast but last I looked there were still spaces. Once again, I’m regretting not being a South Londoner any more….

Enjoy your summer and let me know if you have any events you’d like to list here….I’ll be updating this as I find out more…

Like this – JUST IN! – Slap Haddock are taking their cinema ushers back onto the streets again, to entertain us with some “Street Theatre Saturdays”. I suspected something was afoot when I spotted them in usher gear at the Walthamstow Garden Party, but I didn’t know what and, to be honest, I still don’t. This image is the sum of information I have (filched from LBWF twitter feed):

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Hope that clears it up. Slap Haddock stuff is always fun and interactive and my kids love it, so get down to South Chingford or South Leytonstone tomorrow.

I’ve also just heard about an event in Dalston tomorrow night – it’s a giant puppet opera but given its 8pm start time and the fact that it has “some frightening scenes”, I’m guessing this is one for older kids (5+ is the official guidance). It’s called “Bluebeard’s Theatre” and it’s being staged in Gillett Square. And guess what – it’s free! More info here.

Another thing I noticed last night was a poster for family holiday activities at the V&A. I haven’t managed to find out any specifics but if anyone knows, do tell…!

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Things We’ve Done in July

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I’ve got so far behind in blogging and the summer holidays are coming up so fast that I’m throwing the towel in slightly and just doing a giant round up post. I still have a summer preview to write and gosh darn, it’s just all too much.  First though, a reminder that I’m running a giveaway for the Nick Butterworth event. It’s closing soon, so enter quickly! It sounds like it’s going to be ace.

So, what have we done exactly? Well, there was a day out in Leytonstone, where my family dressed in black and hung out in graveyards:

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I was singing at St John’s Church, with WAM, as part of the Leytonstone Festival. They were taking part in a giant craft exercise outside that looked a bit like this:

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The all-black dress code was because Eva told us to. Hope that helps.

Then we went to a park just around the corner from Leytonstone tube, which had a zipwire among other  excitements.

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And then on to a beer garden, where our friend Marika hyped Reuben up and encouraged him to stuff his pockets full of grass. Probably best we don’t dwell on the journey home too much.

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There was a strike day in East London, which probably deserves its own post

There was a morning in Kings Cross, where we found a lovely cafe to brunch in with the grandmothers. It had wooden tables and flowers outside, and the most accommodating staff but it was priced like a greasy spoon. Perfect. It’s called Cafe Oz, and it’s currently behind a whole bunch of roadworks/building works which means you might miss it if you didn’t know it was there. Have a look here for more details.

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Then we hung out on the grassy steps and chased some bubbles around the plaza.

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There was an illicit child-free trip with my friend Amy to the edge of the Olympic Park, and cocktails at the very hipster Tina, We Salute You. You know it’s hipster when they don’t have a sign outside, just a hashtag-lightbox on the bar. But the staff were lovely, and knocked up an off-menu virgin cocktail when requested (no, we’re not all that rock and roll after all). A tasty Cosmo as well.

There was another child-free trip with my cousin to the equally hipster Sodo pizza restaurant in Walthamstow. This one’s hipster credentials include a cider made from an “urban orchard” (pound a bowl from the market?) and a chipboard toilet door that can only be opened by a man listening to Shed Seven. Lovely pizza though.

On both these child-free trips out, other people had brought their children with them for a post-bedtime pizza/cocktail. One of them knows Reuben. Sigh.

There’s been a lot of singing. On the steps of the Town Hall, protesting about library closures:

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At Highams Park Day:

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And at Walthamstow Garden Party, with WAM again. I failed to take any photos of that but it was thrilling to share a stage (almost) with David McAlmont, the man whose voice could move me to tears when I was a moody teen. Hopefully there will be videos up soon.

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Then today, Roo and I discovered London’s spookiest station. It’s called Essex Road station and it was completely deserted when we went through (apart from one person in the ticket office). You go through some pinkish tunnels that feel like an underground spy route, then emerge onto a platform which still has its signage from the 1980s. I swear no-one has used that station since the last time we had a female Prime Minster. I was amazed when a train actually stopped there and deposited us in Moorgate six minutes later. How did they know we were even there?

Then we threw some wet sponges at our ex-pastor. All in the spirit of fun and charity, obviously.

Is that enough to be going on with? Seven weeks of bloggables stretch ahead…there will be many more adventures to come!

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GIVEAWAY! – Q Pootle 5 Event with Nick Butterworth

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The summer holidays are approaching fast but I have a few ideas that’ll keep your kids happy. Like this event – renowned children’s author and illustrator Nick Butterworth is coming to the Royal Observatory in Greenwich  on 26th July for “Holiday to Space with Q Pootle 5”. He’ll be reading from his book, entertaining with live illustrations and you will also get the chance to watch episodes of the show in the suitably atmospheric Planetarium. Sadly, I won’t be there (dang day job!) but YOU could be, as I have a pair of tickets to give away! Just answer the question below by 21st July and I’ll be announcing the winner on 22nd July.

For more information on the event, and to buy tickets click here. And to read my interview with Nick, have a look over here. He’s a very nice man. If you don’t win, tickets are £6 and the event runs from 10:00-13:00 on the 26th. Enter now! [contact-form]

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Mudchute Farm – 08/07/16

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I’ll start with some big news – Nathan won a pub quiz last week. He stored up a question to ask me at home because he thought I would find it nicely challenging, TfL geek that I am.

It was not challenging. “Band who sang “Tiger Feet”, on a slide”.

Clearly, it was Mudchute and I demanded extra points for going there just a few days later.  Now, that’s dedication to pub quizzing.

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I was there to meet R, the lovely ex-intern that featured in this post. But first, Eva and I were riding on the wizard train  and that’s exciting enough for the whole day. In fact, I’m surprised that anyone can sit on the Wizard Train and not look excited. Yet some people were managing it. Even when we went up the big hill from Bank (wheeee!) and when we could see all the boats in the docks and when we went round that really tight corner (wheee!) and when we went past Canary Wharf and saw the Important News of the Day scrolling by on a screen. And all this without a driver! How did these people contain themselves?

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The farm itself had a lot to live up to. I’m not sure I’ve ever been to the Isle of Dogs before (look out, fact fans…it’s not an island!). Somehow in my mind’s eye I’d imagined it as an ultra-modern place, packed with shiny offices and one massive Asda. We didn’t see the massive Asda but I was surprised to see some pretty, period houses right next to the station. Maybe this is where bankers sleep..if they can actually sleep at night.

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The entrance to the farm is a little oblique from Mudchute station but the website tells you where to go. Basically, cross the zebra crossing and there’s a big grassy park in front of you. Don’t go into it. Instead, find a small gate to your left which will lead you onto a bridle path. You follow that for a long way until you come out at the back of the farm, faced with an entrance you can’t get through. So take the path on the left at that point, behind the stables and you’ll find the bit you can go through.

Or you can do what the website suggests and go to Crossharbour instead. You get to visit the Asda too!

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We started off in the courtyard, which had the smaller animals in – birds, rabbits, things in cages. It wasn’t overly exciting so we went to look at the horses instead. There was only one in the stables but we’d meet them in the fields later on. So, what else can you meet at Mudchute?

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Llamas! This guy was a bit of a looker, although I think a trip to the orthodontist wouldn’t hurt. There was a school party looking round the farm  and as one small child was feeding a different llama, he leaned right over and started eating her high-vis. We thought it was hilarious but I’m not sure the child in question did.

Also, it did make Eva even more scared of the pigs than she already was. I jovially said that they might eat her (which is true) and then she ran away, quivering. I don’t think that’s a problem – a fear of pigs is healthy. They aren’t all cuddly like Peppa. We also saw this sign, which handily reminded us not to kiss any animals:

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And slightly randomly, an ack-ack gun:

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We wandered around the paddocks – there is quite a lot of space and you can see sheep, goats and alpacas grazing. But we too needed to graze, so we sat down in the courtyard to picnic. Eva of course ate the tiniest amount of sandwich then ran off to clamber over the benches. I slightly regret bringing a picnic, as the food at the cafe looked good, but since Vauxhall City Farm a few weeks ago, I am taking no chances.

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She was clearly restless, so we headed for the adjacent Millwall Park to have a climb about. But how to get there? We went back the way we came and could see the park as we walked along the ridge, but a steep slope and a bank of stinging nettles stood in our way. We had to go most of the way back to the road, but I’m sure there must have been a better way. If you find it, let me know!

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There were two play areas in the park. Eva tired of the smaller one quite quickly and wanted to go on the giant climbing frame on the other side of the park. I thought she’d be way too wussy to try it but no, she proved me wrong. A few cautious steps but she managed to get to the highest basket. This newfound confidence is terrifying. Maybe I should threaten her with the pigs again.

 

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We needed to head back to get Roo, but first one of Millwall Park’s sights – a statue of a woman and a fish. Wanna guess what it’s called? “Woman and Fish”. Great stuff Mudchute!

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LWAT is 5! A Disappointing Post

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This is Roo and Nathan two years and a month ago, on Reuben’s 5th birthday. I prepped hard for that party, baking a special cake, setting a dinosaur hunt and filling party bags with dino-related goodies. Now my second child, the blog, has turned 5 and I didn’t even remember till this morning. Goodness knows whether I’ll remember Eva’s next year. I’m busy, OK? My choir is making their debut at Highams Park Day this week, the choir I sing in (WAM) is singing at Walthamstow Garden Party on the same day and there are so many local campaigns going on that I struggle to remember which side of which argument I’m on. So I have entirely failed to organise the annual bout of LWAT madness like we did for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th birthdays. I promise I’ll conjure something up for the 500th in a few posts’ time Instead then, I’m going to pull a Facebook and invite you to look over some memories. Here’s a rundown of….LWAT’s Top 5 posts of All Time! At Number 5, we have…

The Winner of the Toddler-Friendly Cafe Awards!

lwat5 Now, this is a project I super-enjoyed as it involved lots of eating cake and drinking coffee and then writing about it. Pity we decided to move house halfway through, which distracted me somewhat. It was a hard-fought contest but the Dish and the Spoon emerged victorious. I hear they have a new, interactive mural wall in there now so I may need to go and visit again soon…Mmm, carrot cake…

4. Getting Around London With a Toddler

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  Now, this one is a workhorse and no mistake. I wrote it when I was pregnant with Eva and pushing Reuben around in a giant buggy. So I knew a thing or two about stations with huge flights of stairs (yes you, Kentish Town West!) and I think of that every time I see a parent struggling with steps now. And yes, I helped a mother with her buggy just this afternoon. Thanks for asking. But apparently this has been a popular subject among the toddler-wranglers of London, and this humble post has kept bringing them in over the years. Plus, it really makes me appreciate the wonders of buggy-free travel nowadays.

3. Andy’s Dinosaur Adventures

lwat3   Bless you Andy – a half term visit to a program launch at the Natural History Museum has provided me with one of my most popular ever posts. It was a great bash, and I had a lovely chat with Andy’s Dad in the queue for the cloakroom. Sadly, the kids got chickenpox a few days later and our lives spiralled downwards for the two weeks afterwards. But 2 years on and people are still googling Andy to find out whether that clock is always at the museum. It’s not – sorry about that.

2. Katie Bloody Hopkins

lwat2 I know what would be a good procrastination while I’m supposed to be writing  commercial copy for clients – dash off a sarky blogpost about that woman who shoots her mouth off on “This Morning”. Little did I know that it would generate 30,000 hits in one day and forever ruin the rest of my stats. Thanks for that Katie.

1. 100 Things to Do With a Toddler in London

lwat1 Luckily though, another hardworking post has managed to keep Katie off the top. We were having a spectacularly bad week the week I took these photos – a bit of blue sky allowed me to escape the house with my newborn and 3-year-old. We got some lovely pics and when we got home, there was a shiny new lodger waiting for us on the doorstep. After that, all was well. And people still look at my list of 100 things to do all the time, especially on Pinterest for some reason. I even made it into an ebook. And what a positive post to be No 1 (take that Hopkins!) Thanks for all the love and support over the last 5 years. I’m aware that I no longer have a toddler, but at long as I have stuff to write about, I think I’ll keep this place going. And start thinking now about what kinda craziness we can pull out of the bag for post 500!

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