This is going to be one of those straight-to-the-point kinda posts. Cause it’s late and I’m tired and I have a whole “In the Night Garden Live” review to write. So I’m just going to tell you what I’m after and then go to bed. Maybe scheduling it for the morning first…

I’ve written an eBook. There’s dinosaurs in it, and pirates, and zone 3 and the DLR and all manner of exciting things. Buy it and I’ll love you forever, unless you’re a blood relative cause I’m already kinda obliged to love you forever and you don’t need double amounts of love. That’s just greedy.

In case you missed the subtler link, here it is again:

Buy My EBook!

Thank you and goodnight.